Spartacus Breakfast

The veritable breakfast of champions which consists solely of a cigarette with coffee and/or hard liquor.

No way this playa getting though No Nut November without a Spartacus Breakfast each morning.

by ShiverBeyondAppalling November 7, 2023

Jizz spurt

When your cum goes EVERYWHERE!!!

Last night I gave johns mum a jizz spurt she's still wet now!!

by Cunt slayer69 March 13, 2017

glowth spurt

a point in someone life when they begin to experience sudden changes in their looks and physical appearance. like a growth spurt but instead with your physical attraction.

“wow bro, she’s hot!”

“ya she must’ve hit her glowth spurt over summer”

by narowmeee :)) July 16, 2018

SIBFL SPARTANS

The best football team on Staten Island okay will win a championship and is 100% the best coached team out there with amazing football players like Cyrus and Jesse also fips and Phil/staypuffed this team is most likely gonna go undefeated

The SIBFL SPARTANS are rlly good

by 10-0 August 19, 2019

Growth Spurt Syndrome (GSS)

When your child is physically, mentally or emotionally growing and temporarily regresses. Some forms of regression might be tantrum throwing, babbling nonsensical words, eating/sleeping a lot, and driving you and your childcare providers crazy. Similar to premenstrual syndrome, GSS comes in cycles and can be before, during or after a growth spurt...causing great confusion to you, and making you question everything about your own coping skills.

GSS remedies are bubbles, puppies, unicorns, sleeping and eating. Key identifiers are: You no longer know your child. You find yourself clawing at the walls. Your child has bigger chipmunk cheeks, is eating a lot and/or wants to go to sleep. Positive attributes: Your child is growing & learning.... and it is only temporary. :-)

Tyler is going through a major growth spurt syndrome (GSS). Tyler just bit the neighbor's child and is crying babbling words, I am hoping it is his growth spurt syndrome and not an ongoing thing. I don't even know who my child is when they have growth spurt syndrome GSS. Patience is watching my child going through GSS.

by Rocklight November 20, 2019

Mr Spartan Ops

Mr Spartan Ops is a 14-15 year old Dutch-Canadian kid who leads a nord clan on Mount & Blade:Warband on Xbox One called the Yggdrasil. However he is a horrible leader, he has/had advisors and he himself admitted he never listens to his advisors. He also likes sticking his nose in affairs that are not his own, and interrupt them such as in a battle he might kick someone in formation or before they shoot essentially sabotaging the battle, and when you tk him for the sabotage he will say you started it by hitting him when he kicked archers before they fire stopping them from firing, then kicking people as they hold a shield wall as the enemy is charging which is just a petty move. He also acts as if he is some mastermind when in reality he is as full of shit as a Washington politician. He also will pull in other clans and someone to tk in a battle, and lie before admitting in the party that he is a liar. His parents also lock up his Xbox until 12:00pm, he also likes to act like a child when he is in a party with the people he pissed off doing bullshit. He claims to be able to take on an entire kingdom of 89+ people by himself when he himself has a tactic of feint spamming which only works in a 1v1 situation and even then most people in the kingdom can easily counter it, and in a battle he has less than 20 active people in his clan.

1. Why is this mr spartan ops fag kicking or men in formation while the enemy is charging
2. Because mr spartan ops is a sabotaging faggot
3. That mr spartan ops sure loves to stick his nose where it doesn't belong
4. Yea that mr spartan ops just cant help himself hes like a school girl
5. Mr spartan Ops just demoted me from officer to recruit for trying to employ tactics that would help us win a battle.
6. Well that's because mr spartan ops likes to lose battles using terrible tactics.

by Harald Sidgurson April 2, 2020

sparta

Sparta is a nice, average town in northern New Jersey. Nothing rarely happens and could be actually boring at times. Everyone hates the people of Sparta because they think that they are "snobs", and "rich". They also hate them because their town may lose to sparta in a sport. But someone has to lose. Everyone their jsut wants to be normal as the next down, but they can;t because people are always ragging on them.

(Girl and Boy at party having a good time)

Boy: I really like you
Girl: I like you too
Boy: Where are you from?
Girl: Um...Sparta
Boy: EW get away!

by ME Ma June 11, 2006