spunkathon

When a young male masturbates as many times as he can with very little recovery time.

Nerd #1: "Dude, what did you do this weekend?"

Nerd #2: "I had a spunkathon to see how many loads I could pump onto a pair of my sister's panties."

Nerd #1: "DUDE! That's so frickin cool!

by spontaneous spunk December 19, 2011

The Monks Spunk

Something that is too good to be true.

Similar to 'the cats whiskers' or 'the dogs bollocks'

"That meal was lovely, the monks spunk if I do say so myself."

by REV. SPOONS FELTCHMURKIN October 14, 2008

spankster

spanish gangster

yo look at tat spankster in tat riceburner

by jimmy miller May 8, 2003

spunk nuggets

1) The Testicals
2) Ejaculatory fluids that have been left for weeks and have turned hard forming little crusty spheres of spunk

"Hey these are really nice, what are they?"
"Spunk Nuggets"

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

spunk-face

Either, a sexy girl whose face you'd love to spunk over or a sexy boy who you would let spunk on your face.

Either way it is a phrase used when you fancy someone that you see out.

'He is a real spunk-face'
I'd love to spunk on her face
I'd let him spunk on my face

by Loja October 7, 2007

Spunksock

A sock normally kept in the bedroom under ones bed, for the purpose of 'spunking' in to after having 'a wank'. A genuine spunksock can go unwashed for up to twelve months and hold up to four pints of jism. The original spunksock is a white sports sock with a red band and a green band around the top.

I've just put my spunk sock in the washing machine on a boilwash - it took me thirty minutes to unstick it from my bedroom carpet.

by Pabski July 14, 2003

Spunk Hole

Any penetrated orfice of a sexual partner.

I'm so gonna jimmy rock your spunk hole.

by Timmy January 16, 2003