spud bud

That friend we all have, with whom a night of drinking and carousing ended with someone inserting a potato into their friends anus. May be lubricated or not. May be a homosexual or heterosexual experience, regardless of typical orientation. Usually spontaneous but may lead to recurrence.

After getting really drunk but striking out picking up girls at the bar, Mike and John decided to make mashed potatoes. They were so horny they instead got naked and became spud buds.

spud bud by Poison Pebble October 22, 2018

Spud that

A special fist bump you have to do an epic deed to earn
E.g
Telling a rad joke

Steve: *does epic backflip*
Ricardo: whoa man that’s certi spud that

Spud that by Willne has a square head x March 22, 2019

Spud Holder 

A girl who hangs around in a bar or club who is very average looking or below but good for a shag at closing time if nothing better comes along and you are drunk enough.

Yeah....I thought I was in with that fit one....but she blew me out when I got hammered and couldn't speak properly.....well...my old faithful spud holder came back for a good banging.

Spud Holder by Stinky Pinky Pete October 3, 2019

Spud Nugget 

A girl named Sophia who thought that the Dandenong ranges was Mount Everest FOR THREE WHOLE WEEKS

person 1: is that girl covered in soil and lying in her backyard pretending to be a carrot?
person 2: yeah that's Sophia, she's a real spud nugget oh deary she is!

Spud Nugget by ihopeyouhaveananeurysm March 15, 2020

Spud it

To charge forth with no care to the out come.

I was not paying attention to the game and just spud it.

Spud it by Neckbeardgamer May 1, 2021

Spud Buds 

Spud Buds Is A Series Made by markelllc Its In the works its said to set premiere October 23-December 4

Hey did you hear the release of Spud Buds Is Coming Two Weeks Later?

Spud Buds by Maker of Spud Buds August 31, 2021

Spud Wrench

Equating to "Stupid bastard"

What a proper spud wrench

Spud Wrench by PickledViagra October 5, 2022