spooning

the act of a man or woman lying behind a man or woman so they fit together like spoons

yeah me and joey were spooning all night.

by heheheheheheheeeeehheh January 20, 2009

spooning

where the guy lays in front of the girl and ignores the girl because she's too hot and uncomfortable to lay with

im done, let's just keep spooning now ie. i go to sleep and you happen to be sleeping behind me

by bojodojo December 11, 2011

snoopified

A box that has had the snoopey monitoring service attached to it for easy connections world-wide.

That el-paso box is giving us some problems but it will be snoopified before end of business today.

by Slim Johnson February 14, 2005

Spooing

When a guy cums in your mouth, then you spit it on wax paper, dry it with either a hair dryer or naturally dry, scrape the dried cum with a razor blade, chop into fine lines and snort it. Wait for 5 minutes. Then euphoria.

My girl and her sister were just spooing my jizz. Mind blown. I'm dead.

by Shabeth May 3, 2018

Spoojizicum

A german sweetener

I put spoojizicum in my tea instead of sugar

by Daniel Craig June 10, 2018

Spookie

Some toxic little shit on twitter

Hey! That kid named Spookie started drama again!

by Flareles October 7, 2020

Poopity scoopity woopity do

The act of scooping crap into a dish and staring at it for hours whilst constipating existence.

Tod was feeling down so he took a crap on the floor, one "Poopity scoopity woopity do* later Tod was contemplating existence.

by Dr carbeery the 4WDriveth September 5, 2022