jelly spooning

When you walk up to someone and grab their ass... Only from the front... And it's a female. Without pants, jelly spooning becomes much more literal.

Her: What are you looking at me like that for?
Him: I thought about walking up and jelly spooning you just now. I decided it was a bad idea since you are wearing pants.

by DesC87 November 17, 2014

Welsh Spooning

When you need a little help to get the last of a bowel movement out, a welsh spoon is used to clear the chunnel.

I mixed my metamucil too strong and needed a little welsh spooning to finish the job

by ji.glas March 22, 2022

Slooking

The act of standing and looking at the same time. Usually done with your straitened hand held to your forehead to show that you are looking, similar action to that of a solute.

It is like planking as it can be done anywhere and you can try and outdo other slookers slooks, take photos and upload them to socal network sites, blogs and picture boards (facebook, 4chan, twitter, tumblr, myspace, etc).

The first slook ever done, with evidence, was done by Peter Harvey on 60 minutes. The main purpose of this was to troll planking.

Peter Harvey was standing and looking simultaneously with his hand held to his forehead on the tv show "60 minutes". Peter Harvey was slooking.

by Dann131 October 21, 2011

Sloaning

The act of sitting in one's vehicle waiting for something or someone.

Yeah, I was just out there "sloaning" in the car when she called.

by Katch22 March 17, 2012

Scrooning

Vigorous spooning which evolves to coitus without either party disentangling.

“I thought Jeff and Kevin would get a room, but they had so many Lemon Drops that they wound up scrooning on Grammy’s old couch. The creaking was insidious. Who buys a pleather couch?”

by LMasters May 30, 2018

Salmoning

When someone has the sudden urge to shit and they have to run to the bathroom almost as If it were a battle upstream. They start sweating. And often drive recklessly to get home or to the store. They try to move quickly but If they move to quickly their shit will come out.

My friend came over and we ate Chinese, that Kung Poa chicken had her salmoning on her way home.

by alarmchrono December 17, 2018

Splooging

When Brittany Spears sits down on the toilet intending poop, but instead fires a high-powered stream of urine from her anus. Can be seen on South Park.

It's really loud in the bathroom right now, I think he's splooging.

by TheKillerSock December 14, 2010