Splooge

juice that fires out of the male sex organ. It also has been found to jam some AK-47 rifles due to the growing craze of splooging into the barrles of them.

Splooge in Nick's ak makes it jam.

by Alex Stephan April 2, 2007

splodgewangler

description of a person who is beneath contempt, and who does not merit the use of a really good swear word

he is a total splodgewangler

by 4candles November 9, 2009

Splooge McDuck

Whereby I jizz on your face and then pelt you with loose change, consisting mostly of pennies.

Homie 1: "I came on that bitches face, then hit her with some change"

Homie 2: "So you Splooge McDuck'd that bitch?"

Homie 1: "hell fuckin yeah"

by chrodochritis September 10, 2012

Bama Splooge

Something you say when something actiony happens.

"Dude, you totally just got a headshot on that guy."

"BAMA SPLOOGE!!!>=D"

by Bradmaster January 27, 2009

splooge

splooge is the tasty, ivory-colored, creamy load a guy spurts out of his dick when he has a cumgasm.

I blew my splooge all over Matt's hair, face, tits, chest , and stomach when I jacked off over him!

by USAF Cadet November 12, 2020

splooge

another word for male of female ejaculations.

When i fingered my girlfriend, splooge got all over my fingers. And then she handied me and splooge came out of my dick.

by bobby guy December 15, 2006

Splooge in your Applesauce

1) A metaphorical phrase referring to the immasculation of some person; this phrase was first used in Austin Powers: Goldmember during the prison rap scene

2) The action of ejaculating into someone else's apple-derived side dish.

Example 1) Friend #1: "What now, bitch? I won!!! Splooge in your applesauce! All up in it!!!"
Friend #2: "Yeah, whatever..."

Example 2) Ted: 'Bob, this applesauce tastes funny'
Bob: 'Yeah, because I splooged in your applesauce, Ted! HAHA'

by TheoDizzle July 10, 2005