Spledunking

Repelling off the side of a large water vessel, i.e. pirate ships, fancy yachts or aircraft carriers, and "dunking" into the water below.

Johnny Depp is spledunking nicely off of the Black Pearl in Pirates of the Caribbean.

by A Nation of One October 6, 2011

Sledgehammer Crotch

The soreness one feels in their vagina the day after they have been pounded especially rough and/or hard.

I can barely walk this morning because I have such a wicked case of sledgehammer crotch.

by Semore Buttes January 18, 2011

backdoor sledgehammer

This can mean many things, all of which are (as the name implies) destructive to the recipient's anal opening.

Noun: Something which is used to inflict massive anal damage (broomhandle, monster dildo, armadillo, shoe, etc.)
Noun: The actual technique of using a tool (as described above) to pound the victim's anal opening into submission.

"After being tied down to prevent escape, the man was given a thorough backdoor sledgehammer."

"I will use this lampshade as a backdoor sledgehammer if you come near my house again."

by Argonak October 11, 2008

alabama sledgehammer

1. The act of ramming one's fist up a partner's anus forcibly, from a distance of at least one foot.

Steve: Hey, Greg, why're you limping today?
Greg: Man, Jorge gave me an Alabama Sledgehammer last night, and I can't walk straight...

by Sting0 December 28, 2007

sled-dog

another name for female rugby players at the Naval Academy, comes from the animalistic grunting sounds they make in a scrum.

Are you going to watch the sled-dogs play rugby?

No, I don't like vomiting in public.

by Scott McCann November 19, 2003

sledneck

Any idiot from Alaska who drives a truck with a lift kit, carries snowmobiles in the bed even when it's fucking summer, and believes their kind are the only kind allowed on the roads or live in The Last Frontier. Usually seen wearing flannel, hoodies, waders, and has a beard only a Mennonite could love.

Did you hear John wrecked his Subaru? Fucking sledneck cut 'em off and ended up putting it in a ditch.

by nate1276 September 11, 2011

lead sled

slang term for an older model, gigantic luxury car.

"Johnny thinks he's cool driving that crappy lead sled his granfather gave him."

by cody January 10, 2005