spank ho

(n) 1. inferior/disposable fuck buddy; not to be used more than 3 times within 12 consecutive months. "Break Glass only during Emergency".2. Like drinking coffee after brushing your teeth, they taste foul, don't ever vacuum a spank ho's carpet. 3. Co-dependent and generally lacking self-respect, a spank ho will latch on to you tighter than a bear trap so exercise extreme caution when "walking through the forest". 4. Someone YOU WOULD kick out of bed for eating crackers.

"Broke up with my girl, Fuck-buddy has a man now, Gotta find me a spank ho!!!"

by Darkhelmet February 2, 2006

spankin'

cool. Good. Great.

Woah, that's a spankin' show! We should see it

by aleesha December 26, 2003

spank to fuck ratio

The ratio of times one masturbates to the number of times he's has sex over a certain period of time.

Hey Kenny, what's the spank to fuck ratio lately? Ah, about 100 to 3.

by Weird Caress May 11, 2008

spank account

The mental "bank account" where you memorize thoughts or images you want to think about later while you masturbate (spank).

Oh my God look at Elizabeth today...she looks so HAWT. Those jeans are definitely going into my spank account.

by Black@Heart October 22, 2010

spanking

What a little kid fears to get and adults wish to get

~woman talking to two males~

Time for a spanking!

Younger Male- AAHHHH!!!! HELP ME!!!!

Older Male- Cumming

by lunar shadows October 25, 2004

spank you

often used in place of "thank you," and resond to with "your rectum."

Here's your 'ritto.
Why, spank you!
Your rectum.

by Calo November 1, 2003

spankies

Really tight and short shorts, such as spandex and bike shorts.

I'm wearing my spankies!

by DrumNerd April 22, 2003