Spatting

When two or more women sit naked, spread eagle across from each other and force themselves to shoot cum at the one across from them.

The two women sat across from one another spatting until they looked like a marshmallow had exploded.

by George Mahoney October 25, 2018

Spatulathority

Someones experience or authority in the fields of the art of spatulas

Cook: man i have so much more spatulathority than that guy over there. i bet hes never touched a spatula!

by Jaques Tohmpsun December 27, 2006

Spatch-bagel

A person who is weird or creepy. This kind of person is usually avoided by the general public.

Girl 1:"Hey why don't you dance with matt?"
Girl 2: "Psh hellna he's such a spatch-bagel. He comments all my pictures on myspace and i barely know him!"

The Spatch-bagel sat at home and played pokemon by himself...all day

by Drippy MC August 25, 2008

Spattergram

A spattergram is an instrument used for assessing a client's topics of interest in preparation for organizational design. It is a simple tool that consists of randomly placed concepts (spattered words), on a piece of paper and the client is instructed to circle the top x number of terms as possible topics of interest. (x is equal to 1/3 of the whole) It is used to start the conversation within a given range of possibilities.

When designing a day of learning for an adult learning client group, we had them self-select words from a "spattergram". We then referred to the selected words when conversing about what most interested the client to have us present on the day of learning.

by Tinderbox February 4, 2010

Spatuch

1) When your butt-hole spits when you fart.

2) A wet fart or toot.

3) A juicy shart.

4) Diarrhea fart.

5) Pre-poop fart.

1) Man, did you just spatuch?

2) I have to clean my pants, I just spatuched

by Natural Dizaster August 22, 2011

Spatchfuck

To render a person, business or country so boneless that you can march in and have your evil way with their assets.

To reduce to financial ruin.

The EU has totally spatchfucked the Greek economy.

We have no jobs and can't sell our fucking house : we're just totally spatchfucked.

by Arsenefurst September 6, 2012

Spatula Titties

Breasts that got into a fight with a spatulaand lost.

Your breasts resemble a spatula, therefore they look like Spatula Titties.

by ALG96 November 7, 2012