Snowman's Finger

The practise of freezing a length of faeces with a view to using it as a masturbatory tool.

Mike: What did you do over the weekend, Pete?

Pete: Froze some sh*t and used it to pleasure Patricia.

Mike: Ah, the old snowman's finger, eh.

by SusieQ August 24, 2008

snowman sex

during sexual intercourse, the male penis suddenly goes flat at an alarming rate before reaching the climax of intercourse, thus making the female unsatisfied, usually but not limited to a "what the fuck was that, you erectly dysfunctional quylthulg(pulsation flesh mound)???"

man1: dude, i heard man3 had snowman sex!
man2: no friggin way! he always talks a big game!
man3:dude, im right here.

by Andrew Mac-Daddy July 27, 2009

snowman

When three little people stand on top of each other, as to form the base of a snowman, whilst people ejaculate on them.

Yo bro, did you check out those midgets in that snowman video? They were totally covered in jizz!

by Eric M2 January 3, 2008

snowman slayer

a human who destroys snowmen and snowwomen, usually by beheading them.

Herb was definitly killed by a snowman slayer.

by westerwonder February 10, 2010

Snowman Castle

A huge line of really good cocaine

I laid my brother out a nice snowman castle at the beach.

by XV$$ March 13, 2020

Friendly Snowmaning

An altered state of consciousness or 'high' achieved by simultaneously snorting cocaine and smoking heroin; a blood vessel friendly version of snowballing.

Man I feel so sick today friendly snowmaning last night ruined me.

by Swanney's Multiverse June 19, 2010

Froster the Snowman

The conscious or semi-unconscious drunken experience of being "shot the wad" all over your body (much like jumping into a pool of KY jelly), all the while being frosted like a cake by someone who resembles a snowman. This leaves you with a new nick name for your partner "Froster the Snowman"

Female: "Hey Froster the Snowman!"
Male: "Mo mo, why are you calling me that?"
Female: "Oh, simply because you shot your wad all over me, AND because you look like a snowman!"
Male: "Hahahaha oh yeah, I forgot we already discussed this!"

by Rockefellar Skank November 7, 2010