mexican snowboarding

when you ride on a piece of wood thats being towed by a quad or dirtbike in the desert

Hey it just stopped raining! Lets go mexican snowboarding before all the mud puddles dry up!

by mexican snowboarder January 7, 2011

Alpine Snowboot

The act of a male ejaculating on whatever footwear he is currently wearing and then kicking a woman in the face with said footwear

Sue: Did you see Betty's face?
Derek: Yeah, Jake gave her and alpine snowboot last night.

by Prof. McJavier October 30, 2011

Mexican Snowblower

When fucking a cocaine smuggler and she forgot to take the bag out of her pussy. The bag explodes and both party members recieve high amounts of cocaine.

Man I'm done fucking Hispanic women. She forget to take the bag of coke out of her pussy and boom I became a Mexican Snowblower. Trump needs to hurry up and build this Damn wall.

by NiggaTritt January 14, 2019

Portuguese Snowblower

A sexual maneuver performed by two subjects. The first subject places themselves on the bed with face, hands, and knees down, and buttocks high in the air. The second subject places cocaine on the sphincter of the first subject. The first subject then attempts to fart while the second subject is inhaling the aforementioned cocaine.

So it cost $20 more for the hooker to agree to the portuguese snowblower. I don't know what she had for breakfast, but it didn't mix well with the blow.

by eatdirtfartdust January 15, 2009

Canadian Snowbox

"Hotboxing" a snow fort

Dale: You know eh? we should go and sesh in the Canadian Snowbox
Doug:Sure eh, lets get super high

by Chromes February 22, 2011

Snowboarder

Well phat person has dope steez!
sport ever!

That snowboarder has dope steez- he has cool clothes

by bonzo November 27, 2003

snowblower

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A sexual act when many males, usually more than 3, all masturbate into the mouth of one female in the middle of all of them. When the final male ejaculates he says "wait don't swallow I want to see what we all did" or something to that effect. He then punches her in the side of the face hard enough so that she spits out all of the cum and it looks like a snowblower.

Man 1: Dude, me and my posse gave your mom a snowblower lastnight.
Man 2: Thats nice!
Man 1: you idiot a snowblower is where many dudes cum in a girls mouth and punch her in the face
Man 2: you assholes...

by Blacknail polish February 25, 2009