snarky

Like sarcasm, only gayer. Generally employed by female nerds who think it's cute or endearing, though it is not.

Teehee! Look how snarky I'm being, I've totally impressed everyone on Gaia Online.

by Cogswell Pepperbox March 26, 2008

snarky

Process, system or software behavior that indicates a mysterious or unknown bug is causing a problem in some unclear or inconsistent manner; more obvious than hinky behavior, but far less clear than outright buggy behavior.

Yesterday I wasn't sure if I was just paranoid or if the email really was acting hinky, but today it is downright snarky.

by lb2nz November 14, 2005

snarkle

A sparkley snot hanging from someone's nose.

Sanjya Malakar snarkle gleamed in the bright lights from under his nose.

by Royberto April 11, 2007

snarkling

the noise and action a small dog makes when it gets overexcited.It is caused by a collapsing windpipe.

When we came back from holidays the chihuahua was so excited he started snarkling

by Michael Siddle April 25, 2008

snarky-da

A cross between being snarky, and being "la-te-da". You know it when you see it, but see example just in case.

Like the bratty kid winning a board game and almost, but not yet verbally, bragging about it.

by Meghan October 13, 2004

snard

Slang for the hole at the tip of the penis.

When guys pee, it comes out of the snard.

by dogsmuts April 14, 2008

Snark

A sneeze and a bark simultaneously, usually emmitted by a canine

My dog can snark on comand. My dog can snark better than your dog can snark.

by MilkMalkMolk June 30, 2011