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snaffy waffy

a deviation on snafu; something that is totally fucked up but not totally unexpected

pronounced: /snaph-fee waph-fee/
usage: noun
That was some snaffy waffy shit when that little bitch got herself knocked up.
by budious February 11, 2007
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snarfed

Sniffing someones seat or bike after they have sat on it.
Cody "snarfed" the teachers char.
by OmegaZim October 27, 2010
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snarfin'

by Poppin' Fresh November 18, 2003
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Snarf Gobbler

Snarf Gobbler is when a person spits up food when they laugh or has it come out of the nose and then eats it afterward.
Floyd: Dude, what the hell are you doing with your snarf?!

Cameron: Hey, it can't escape me that easily. There are starving kids all around the world.

Floyd: Ech! You're such a snarf gobbler!
by Ziongeddon April 19, 2010
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Frisking Scarffed

a term used when your "out of your mind" or not right in the head, like when your tired, are having a brain fart, or are mentally impaired by a substance (drug/Alcohol).
Example:1-"dude i dont remember anything about last night, i was so frisking scarffed!"

Example:2-"i have no clue man, i am so frisking scarffed right now.."
by RolyatEornom June 30, 2011
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snarfy

1. womanizer, fuckwit. guy with questionable integrity when it comes to women.
2. English Bulldog
3. Dog/Pig hybrid
That guy is definitely a snarfy.
He was being a total snarf!
Watch out for snarfy behavior!
Well, I guess I knew going in that he was snarfy.
by queequeg0925 January 18, 2009
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Snarf

-noun
1. the sound a bloodhound makes when tracking human beings by scent. Bloodhounds have the famed ability to track human scents over great distances.

-verb
2. when a single man or woman is on the prowl for a suitable mate, to either party with or engage in sex.

3. snarfing,
- on the prowl, tracking the scent of hotties

4. snarf up,
- the act of finding hotties and throwing your game at them in order to impress them.

5. an evolution of the original word snarf (word of the day on May 25, 2005) which meant "to pilfer, to take something that one perceives as off-limits."
- The current definition has a positive connotation.
Dude, did you see that hottie that Ben is dancing with?
Yeah! He totally snarfed her up from the bar next door!

How does she always find these super cute guys?
Well, you know she's a professional snarfer.

Gentlemen, activate your snarfers. We're going to snarf up some hotties tonight.

Snarf, snarf!
by Bloodhound123 May 26, 2010
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