side saddle

When a guy's pants are so tight you can see which side the boys are sitting.

Oh wow. Check out Mark's side saddle. Crystal's one lucky girl!

by Djinn November 2, 2006

saddlebacking

To protect ones carnal treasure, the sacred vagina. But rather to engage in sexual activity through the anus and mouth/

Mandy was a christian, so she and tom were saddlebacking the crap out of her, literally

by ps8110bill April 24, 2009

Saddle Shins

A derogatory term used to address native americans.

Look its a stinking pack of saddle shins

by Dan Helsing April 29, 2013

saddlemates

Two men/boys who frequently like to share the "saddle" and are joined at the hip in a completely homosexual way.

Rachel: What's the deal with Zach & Dave? I think they were planning a sleepover...

Kate: Oh, those two? They're totally saddlemates.

by Bast Tiernay May 31, 2009

swaddlee

A device used to safeguard a child.

Her parents installed a swaddlee to keep an eye on her.

by kyliie October 4, 2013

saddle-soap

A hunorous term for personal lubricant --- a warming and/or soothing slippery liquid/gel that is applied to the "contact areas" prior to intercourse, so that both the guy and the gal get a more comfy "ride".

Hottie #1: Yo! Why the groaning and crossed legs, Girl?
Hottie #2: Oh, it's just my new boyfriend, hunny --- he's so "big" and enthusiastic that I always feel sore "down there" for a while after we "do it".
Hottie #1: Aw, major bummer, sweetie --- you guys shoulda used saddle-soap!

by QuacksO January 10, 2015

spaddle

When you're sexually frustrated and playing table tennis and threaten to hit someone with the paddle.

Alex, if you don't get the ball I'm going to hit you with my spaddle.

by OnePaddleGirl March 3, 2016