Not going to slob his knob.

Not going to entertain or pay too much attention to a man.

I know he is the prom king but that doesn’t impress me in any way, I’m not going to slob his knob.

by Harlem East June 06, 2019

cute slob

A girl dressed in baggy clothing, messy bun, and hasnt shaved in awhile.. but still cute as fuck

Dang she's a cute slob today 😍

by Messyhar55 September 18, 2015

cyber-slob

one who does not keep their computer use in neat order.

1. saving an inordinate number of files to ones desktop.
2. leaving unsent messages and drafts in your e-mail outbox.
3. unexecuted update requests.

1. Kyle is such a cyber-slob. His e-mail outbox is full of unsent messages, and there are files all over his desktop.

by 0d1n January 03, 2011

Slob on my knob

a song made by three3 six6 mafia

Slob on my knob like corn on the cob
Check in with me, and do your job
Lay on the bed, and give me head
Don't have to ask, don't have to beg
Juicy is my name, sex is my game
Let's call the boys, let's run a train
Squeeze on my nuts, lick on my butt
The natural curly hair, please, don't touch
First find a mate, second find a place
Third find a bag, to hide the ho face
Real name Rover, I said bend over
I started to knock, then came the odor
Smelled like mush, should've had a woosh
Told her to stop and take a douche
While she did that, I didn't want the cat
So I bounced out and never came back

Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something

by gofvckyourself March 06, 2022

slob on my knob

In the song called "slob on my knob" which also is the first lyric in said song. Refers to the act of receiving oral sex as a penis owner.

Can I slob on your knob?

Yes, you may slob on my knob!

by Unknown757894937 April 20, 2024

slob on my knob

slob on my knob
/släb/ /än,ôn/ /mī/ /näb/

1. to open the door for a lady to enter first

2. to indicate that a door handle is dirty

"Would you be so kind as to slob on my knob?"
"of course, m'lady."

"there is slob on my knob."

by Gentleman's Guide November 26, 2019

Slob Blob

A slob blob is created after a long period of wild masturbation. This is where your penis foreskin gets all mushy and eventually starts turning to liquid. This liquid is called Slob Blob. The slob blob is a very thick liquid that looks black, white, or brown (depending on your skin colour). To regain your foreskin back, you must quickly start scooping up the slob blob, then eat it.

Yo James, my Dick feels weird.

Oh, that's not good. Wait a sec, what is that black shit seeping outta your pants?

Oh no, that's my first slob blob!

by Elijahahha ft. james mitchell March 10, 2020