Slimy Slap

The act of masturbating into one's own hand then slapping someone with a hand full of ejaculate.

Person 1: What the fuck was that?!? Someone just ran by and slapped me in the face!

Person 2: Oh man, you totally have cum in your ear. I think you just got slimy slapped.

by LogicLackey October 1, 2009

Slinky Breath

It's like Smoker's Breath, but this pertains to the actor Jim Varney, who plays "Ernest." He died of lung cancer and also was the voice of "Slinky" in the hit Toy Story movies. You don't want to catch Slinky Breath.

Ernest: "Gross, who has Slinky Breath?"

Slinky: "Goin on 10 years."

by gaberuski September 25, 2010

Slimy Pickle Juice

Usually, a thing that horny 12-year-olds say when they want to say semen.

12 year old 1: Bro there was slimy pickle juice all over the place
12 year old 2: Bro that's the funniest thing I've heard all day

by 12 year old fan club October 9, 2018

slinky nips

when a woman has abnormally long nipples, and end up looking like a slinky.

damn that bitch had slinky nips for dayzzzzzz...

by KWEL KAHT April 27, 2020

purple slinky

when you fuck soo hard your dick shrivels up and turns purple when your done

Dude she goes hard, she gave me a purple slinky last time!

by KyGen May 28, 2011

The Tilted Slimy

A seriously kinky sex position, invented by SARS and ARM. Where the man lays on his side and put his top leg in the air, and the woman enters in side ways, putting her legs over the top of his body.

Oh wow dude, they are going at it like the tilted slimy!

That porno was so epic, they did the tilted slimy!

by armxxx3 July 15, 2010

Doin' A Silky

Doin' a Silky is when a housemate disapers in the middle of the night or very early in the morning. Slithering out of the house with silky smooth precision and accute swiftness.

It can also be used in the same term as 'Doin' A Sly One' 'Moonlighting' 'Fritzing' or 'buggerin' off'

An example of Doin' A silky is;-

>yawn< 'huh? were the hell is my house mate?'
>yawn< 'this room looks a bit bare....'
>yawn< 'say waaa?'

by Kherit March 27, 2011