Repost this you degenerates ! LOL
"Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy. Visionaries of the
time (such as Lil Jon and
Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and shooting" (much
like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the
female, or "biatch". The visionaries spread the
word the only way they knew how: rap
music.
People would listen to the songs of the visionaries during ritual smoking ceremonies and chant "skeet
skeet skeet!". Every tribe of their kind in the land listened to rap
music and the idea of skeeting quickly gained in popularity. Soon, the entire African-American tribe had done its part to offset the effects of overpopulation through generations of skeeting on the women that they did not wish to impregnate. However, the other tribes of the land (most notabley, the Whites and Mexicans) did not support the "Skeet Movement". They continued to grow in number until the Whites eventually ate the Mexicans. The Whites, however, refused to eat the African-Americans for fear of sickle cell anemia, so they all got on a very large boat and went back to England.
"Excuse me, I didn't
catch your name, but would you mind if I skeeted on you? Seeing as how we just met and all, I am not fully convinced that you would make a good
mother, so I am electing not to
ejaculate inside of you. Let me go get you a towel."
