black kettle situation 

Situation in which someone says or does something that is considered 'the pot calling the kettle black'.

"i didnt say eny thing about your spelling"
"That's good, because it would kinda be a black kettle situation"

black kettle situation by Sephira Everliss July 25, 2008

Bangers and mash situation 

When an arguement gets violent.
Usually a beating of some kind, the mash being the victim and the bangers being their attackers.
It doesn't literally make sense, since sausages don't usually beat down on mashed potato, but whatever.

Hey You!! Give us ya lunch money! Or there'll be a Bangers and Mash situation.... And you're the mash!!

Bangers and mash situation by Jelloid February 8, 2010

The Situation 

A well toned or ridiculously nice body part. Commonly refers, but not restricted to, the abdominal muscles.

A phrase and nickname coined by Michael Paul of MTV's "Jersey Shore", fame used to reference his own physical appearance.

Person 1: Ay, check out the ass on that girl

Person 2: Damn son! That's what we call, the situation.

The Situation by MarWash December 10, 2009

no-win situation 

a situation where the parties hate a person regardless if they are happy or sad

Emo-haters are a definite example of a no-win situation. They hate when the artist is sad, and they hate when the artist is happy. Get over on hating on an artist who decides to sing about life's imperfections; if they sang about how happy they were, you'd hate that, too.

no-win situation by Karen Stickney August 17, 2006

The perfect situation

A friendship where you can have regular sex with no strings attached.

Paul: Jay, are you seeing that bird then or what?

Jason: Fuck no! I've pulled off the perfect situation.

The perfect situation by Stré September 19, 2012

Dave Coulier Situation

When a homosexual, either male or female, wants to engage in a sexual act with a heterosexual that is not interested in such activities or behavior.

Male- "I had a Dave Coluier Situation last night with my buddy's roommate."

Female- "This girl was staring at me all night, it was a real Dave Coulier Situation."

Dave Coulier Situation by Hangin Outcast March 27, 2013

Awkward Boner Situation (ABS) 

when you get a semi or a full on boner at the wrong time

AWKWARD BONER SITUATION (ABS) Example:-

Theme: A Couple sat on a bench

Person1 says: hey let's go for a walk
Person2 says: Oh crap, hold up
Person1 says: whats up?
Person2 says: My ABS just kicked in

Awkward Boner Situation (ABS) by BigTyrone80 July 22, 2020