Simpin’ Pimpin’

A simp who has a lot of hoes (simpin’ over every one)

“Yo Mark, are you still spending your time and money on all those women”

“Yeah I’m just simpin’ pimpin’”

by RodneyRode December 21, 2023

simping aint pimping

we don't need a definition for this one.

"simping aint pimping, you feel what im saying?"

by Arxify December 26, 2023

Simping

A simp is a man that poodles behind his woman and becomes a yes man and agrees to anything she says instead of being an Alpha male

John Doe is Simping behind his wife today

by bigdbanga November 1, 2023

Simping fuckface

This entire PARAGRAPH of straight glazing:

Jyot means divine light. She will conquer the world and blow your mind. She is pretty chill and likes to wear sweatpants but has great hair and nails. She is an amazing cook, empowered, bold and beautiful. Jyoti is changing the world and people wonder where did this chick come from? She gets noticed!
why jyot is so hot? where did this chick come from?
by xyzzy November 24, 2021

Shame on you, xyzzy, SHAME.
Simps don't get no pussy, or you're a lesbian, then that's okay, just don't be a fucking simp, you attention craving cuck.

Look at Lester, he's being a simping fuckface again.

by Churros_XD July 5, 2024

Sumpkin

69 while the guy takes a shit. He holds her up to his face while he eats it up. And girl is doing her thing.

“Babe, what if we tried to sumpkin to spice things up?”

by Tonster Bonester March 30, 2025

Simpingsanji

A freaky sense of humor with non-PG jokes here and there, but always respectful, self-aware, and able to dial it back when needed. Listens, adapts, and happens to be very handsome.

SimpingSanji? What the hell, man why are you saying that?”
“’Cause why not, vro.”

by SimpingSanji January 30, 2026

exclusively simping

Not talking but off limits to everyone and seeing where things go.

Will is exclusively simping for Soley.

by whorewecum June 18, 2020