P1: hey bro i got a simpess
P2: get away from her right now, she would only want you for the money.
P1: chilll she won’t
10 minutes later
P1 gets a notification from simpess
P1: she said i’m too broke for her
P2: see, i told you she would want you only for the money
P2: get away from her right now, she would only want you for the money.
P1: chilll she won’t
10 minutes later
P1 gets a notification from simpess
P1: she said i’m too broke for her
P2: see, i told you she would want you only for the money
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Simpletonitis is a mental condition that's just as easy to obtain in life as a regular STD. A condition in which causes a male to stare a woman down and not have any sexual encounter in any way.
Simpletonitis is a mental condition that's just as easy to obtain in life as a regular STD. A condition in which causes a male to stare a woman down and not have any sexual encounter in any way.
I saw this man staring at this girl at the supermarket, and he just walked away. He may have simpletonitis.
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