Homeward bound shitter

when you and your friends head out to go some where and you get half way to your destination then your friend decides that that he's gotta shit, so he turns the vehicle around and drives back home to take a shit, refusing to stop anywhere else to do it

friend 1: "Hey what took ya'll so long"
friend 2: "Well we got half way here and had to turn around because (insert friend here) had to shit so we had to go all the way back to his house!"
Friend 1: "man he's such a homeward bound shitter!"

by RustyNail84 August 18, 2011

shitter-bug

left over fecies hanging on to your anus after wiping.

you keep wiggling around in your office chair because you didn't wipe good enough and it looks like you have a shitter-bug in your pants

by cracketycricket March 23, 2010

Shitter's Ditch

A place of pure torment owing to your own misfortune or stupidly. Imagine being cast into the bottom of a ditch that was used by everyone as a latrine, up to your neck in excreta with yet more people above, continuing to empty their bowls on you. Possibly in a war zone where everyone has explosive diarrhorea from dysentery. You get the idea - it's a dire situation beyond imagination.

Ahh shit!! I'm half way across the world in North Korea, I've had my wallet and passport stolen - no money, no ID , no accommodation , the military suspect me of being a spy and are about to torture my arse, I can't get in touch with the embassy and to top it all off, i'm hanging by my wrists in an interrogation cell and my nose is itchy so I can't scratch !! Sigh, I'm really in shitter's ditch now !

by Devlin Dogue April 22, 2018

shitter

A person who’s main goal is to be as ironic or annoying as possible, but not in an asshole way.

Josh eats doritos by licking it first, then eating it.

Jake says “you’re such a shitter, eat it right”

fuck you josh

by Kataja Park February 8, 2022

sick shitter

the most amazing ass that youve seen on a female

guy1: check that chick out
guy2: yeah shes got a sick shitter

by Teddy Rosevelt February 5, 2008

shitterfucker

1. someone that fucks someone in the ass.
2. someone thats an ass.

a universal phrase that can be taken in many ways and used in many contexts.

the word was made up by elyse and dave at kean university.

1. you're a shitterfucker.
2. you shitterfucker.

by polishdevil December 11, 2004

Beer Shitter

A person who constantly rants about the dangers of alcohol, usually while you are drinking. This person will most likely start these rants, regardless of how much you are drinking. May also refer to someone who likes to literally take shits in beer.

Dean: You know how John died? He Drank too much! Do you want to die too? You know lots of people die every year from alcohol. Are you listening to me? Pay attention!
Andrew: Shut up Dean. Don't be a Beer Shitter.

by Johny Penguin May 2, 2008