-Rob fucked the sheets on his math exam.
-Rob fucked the sheets instead of his girlfriend so she dumped him.
-Rob fucked the sheets instead of his girlfriend so she dumped him.
by Logan24 August 5, 2005
Get the fuck the sheets mug.1.Andrew dissed you yesterday, go in his room and leave him a sheet skeet.
2. I wasn't wearing a Jimmy so i had to sheet skeet.
2. I wasn't wearing a Jimmy so i had to sheet skeet.
by Browniebaby October 25, 2006
Get the sheet skeet mug.The American Population--otherwise known as sheeple People after being made mentally retarded by their government, become a flock of worthless, brain-dead sheep who have a voracious appetite for watching others become millionaires on reality TV, drinking poisoned water, breathing in chemicals sprayed into their air, eating genetically altered foods, paying taxes readily so the Elite can buy their country out from under them with their own money, being blinded by the shiny new state quarters, laughing at George Carlin, and then praising and defending the government which has slowly killed them and their country.
The sheetards have allowed the federal reserve to bend them over, and have their way with them, as long as they are allowed to vote for the next American Idol.
by USADexter January 13, 2009
Get the sheetards mug.sheet pulling up the ass: she sucked my dick so hard that it pulled the sheets up my ass from the suction
by ABCPimp August 25, 2011
Get the sheet pulling up the ass mug.Someone who lives a secluded life from things deemed "inappropriate" by adults.
Nate Bicksler Was Not Here!!! Jarod Was. Ðeathsvalet too
Nate Bicksler Was Not Here!!! Jarod Was. Ðeathsvalet too
by TheXboxGamerMC May 19, 2015
Get the sheltered life mug.When you share a bed with someone you don't want to have sex with, so you lay on top of the top sheet to prevent contact. When alcohol is involved usually works.
If you don't want to have intimate situations with drunk bed mate. Sheeting usually works.
Fall asleep on a different layer, usually they will give up!
Fall asleep on a different layer, usually they will give up!
by Kurlington May 22, 2018
Get the Sheeting mug.Any type of cloth or napkin used to ejaculate into in order to avoid doing so on the floor or other surface.
I wanna go rub one out, but I can't find my skeet sheet.
I always bust a nut in my skeet sheet so that my old lady won't know I was whackin' it.
I always bust a nut in my skeet sheet so that my old lady won't know I was whackin' it.
by M0n$t3r June 11, 2014
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