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stanner joke

The absolute worst joke a living being can tell a group of friends. Banned in most of Parts of Europe, the Stanner Joke is said to have commenced in a small Ukrainian village where posture specialists would gather around and recite the most corny, pun laden jokes they could possibly imagine.
That’s the worst dad joke I’ve ever heard. It’s almost as bad as a Stanner joke.

Why did the Ukrainian cross the road? To tell a terrible joke.
by grittyt February 18, 2018
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spannerish

When the weather is so cold you need a spanner to undo your nuts! (Australian slang)
How cold is it outside ? Mate its spannerish better grab your jacket and ugg boots
by thehumpf May 13, 2018
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shanker mechanic

I've got a infected sores on my dick so I have to visit the shanker mechanic
by pumper47 April 14, 2021
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Shannes

A cute, joyful, childish bad ass. It derives from the word "shine" and "ness". That means it shines more or a lot. She who has this name, described as kind-hearted, joyful, jolly, attractive, cute, adorable, ambitious, overthinker, bad ass, sensitive, boyish, innocent, easy-going. She's like a sun who shines brightly.

-raf
Shannes shines brightly like the sun.
by raf raf June 7, 2021
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Shayner

An individual who might sexually assault someone while being under the influence of either cocaine or alcohol.
person 1: “I was just at a party and I saw like 12 shayners. They were doing lines and each had a girl on their lap”
person 2: “omg I hate shayners. They are the scum of the earth
by spaghetti24 October 31, 2021
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Shanteria

You are spiritually intense and can sting or charm. Your name brings love and new starts into life and attracts money. In business, you are the creator and promoter of original ideas and usually enjoy considerable financial success.You are bold, independent, inquisitive and interested in research. You know what you want and why you want it.
You are seeking freedom, opportunities to enjoy life: to make love, to go places and to do things. You are very adventurous and willing to take risk to achieve your objectives. New ways and new experiences can't satisfy your restless nature. One adventure leads you to another. You are honest and fair, because you know that this is the only way to receive justice and honesty from other people. But your personal growth is vital for your, and it is difficult to be tied down by rules and obligations. Your restless spirit might best controlled by choosing the field of work that meet your demand for action and adventure.
Guy : I think I love Shanteria

Shanteria is the best
by The love skin November 21, 2021
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Shannen

(usually) a blonde female with irish parents and a bad bitch attitude, gets attention from anywhere cuz she is nice
she isn't fake like most people except when you are annoying, seen as the regina george but then minus the mean part
likes to hang out bad people to influence them to be GOOD cuz she a bad bitch to rule dat world
falls for ginger guys easily, cuz they have no soul
'bro i wanna die'
shannen: 'no fuck you, I WILL KILL YOU'
by Mathias Boi November 25, 2021
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