sexual service 

To provide a paid service of sexual gratification by a prostitute or hooker.

To willingly provide sexual gratification as a service to show obedience. Most likely in a relationship that is defined by power eg. Master, Dom or Domme.

Paying for sexual service is illegal in some countries.

sexual service by __Jamie__ September 19, 2014

lip service

In lesbian culture, oral sex.

Jane gave Lucy serious lip service last night.

lip service by your little sister's boyfriend December 31, 2006

YMCA Counseling Service 

A facility that employ's "counselors" to "help you" but their main objective is to harass,manipulate and brainwash. Also known as a cult.

Michelle: Hey Paul, Have you been to the YMCA Counseling Service? I heard they help children, teenagers and parents alike!

Paul: No, I have not but my cousin Jack did and he was brainwashed!

YMCA Counseling Service by Lead Pencil November 24, 2009

Blockchain as a Service 

Blockchain as a Service (BaaS) is an offering that allows customers to leverage cloud-based solutions to build, host and use their own blockchain apps, smart contracts and functions on the blockchain while the cloud-based service provider manages all the necessary tasks and activities to keep the infrastructure agile and operational.

BOB: I need to create a blockchain, who am I going to call?

ALICE: Call ChainZilla, they offer blockchain as a service

Blockchain as a Service by bitcoinlover December 15, 2018

community service 

Usually involves occupying a melter at a party, usually unintentionally so that the rest of the partiers need not suffer.

"Ben's been talking to that melter Jerry for about half an hour now"

"Yeah, he's doing community service"

community service by gintonic October 27, 2008

Russian Room Service 

The act of going into someones house, apartment, or hotel room while they are not there and performing the following tasks.
A. Leaving a massive pile of shit in the toilet and letting its aroma engulf the entire area.
B. After task A is complete proceed to wipe your ass and balls(if you have them) on everything you believe the occupant might touch especially the pillows.
C. Yanking out some pubes and sprinkling them over the bed; especially the sheets.

*Bonus points*
If you have crabs and proceed to infest the entire bed and/or toilet. Double your score if it turns out later the person subsequently received crabs from your actions.

The guy in room 402 was an asshole when asking for an extra towel, so I proceeded to give him some Russian room service the next day when he left for his meeting.
or
That bastard left me alone in his house the next morning after the one night stand so I left him some russian room service to remember me by.

Russian Room Service by Anna Recksick April 2, 2008

customer service representative 

1. obsolete.
2. Automated message recording.

There is no such thing as a customer service representative anymore.

customer service representative by farria87 November 3, 2008