baked salmon

When a girls twat is burnt from tanning in the buff

Man I hooked up with Sarah, but she had baked salmon like a motherfucker, she was burnt to a crisp.

by Andy Bess and Adam Fletcher October 29, 2004

wailing salmon

Whilst close to climax during any form of penetration, proceed to remove your organ and quickly stand up whilst waving your arms rapidly making a strange but somewhat satisfying yelping noise.

I gave my woman a wailing salmon last night. She wasnt impressed.

by mrchips March 8, 2007

I didn't ask for a sermon

When you have asked someone what something is and they respond by giving you more details of it, when only you wanted to know what it is.

Man1: Do you have a spare cigarette?

Man2: No, but smoking causes cancer and it smells and it's bad for others from second smoking and you will die.

Man1: I didn't ask for a sermon I asked for a cigarette.

by Emitts79 June 14, 2011

Selmonk

Synonym of homosexual.
A Selmonk is someones who's gayness is off the charts dawg.

"This bitch is not only a crate but she's a fucking Selmonk too"

by nourinou January 29, 2020

Salmon Mousse

'Salmon Mousse' is a fish dish mixed with whipped cream or gelatin.
This Mousse is highly sort after by a french organisation which is translated to 'The Anti Fish League', this was set up after a number of cold fish dishes turned on thier consumers and tried to kill them.

'Salmon Mousse' can also be used to express how stupid you think someone is, thus comparing someone to the phrase 'thick as two shits'.

A: 'Becareful with that Salmon Mousse, we don't wnat it to kill us!'

B: 'Honestly, Craig. You're as thick as a Salmon Mousse'

by Shmopho September 1, 2008

Salmon Stamp

The act of slapping someone on the forehead with the bottom side of the head of your penis after facial ejaculation. The bottom side of your penis looks like the neck of a salmon, hence the term "salmon stamping".

Salmon Stamp a girl on the forehead after facial ejaculation

by ladge123 October 6, 2012

Sermon on the Mount

Matthew chapters 5-7.

Where Jesus said many important and incredible things, like: "if someone takes your cloak, give them your tunic also," "be the salt and light of the earth," don't boast when you give to the poor and don't pursue revenge--etc, etc.

e.g. "Mother Teresa really took the sermon on the mount seriously."

by Truthseekernumberthree February 18, 2013