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Sebastian 

Also known as Seb, is a nasty combination of the worst things ever created. They smell, are full of themselves, bad a sports, curse a lot, and remove themselves from any social contact whatsoever. He thinks he can get any girl he wants when really, when they see him, they run away screaming. Sebastians are really ugly and have a bad laugh, smile, and body. Dont get too attached because they get kicked out of every school they go to. He is a nasty bitch that lies and is a piece of shit. Stay away...
What is that thing?
-- Oh, its a Sebastian.
Sebastian by Curly Cue June 20, 2014
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Sebastian 

Sebastian is A GOD he is athletic, strong and sexy. He has an amazing laugh, and his smile can light up the whole room any girl would be lucky to have Sebastian!
Omg he is SO hot
That must be a Sebastian!

Sebastian 

He's ~hawt~
Yo bro
What
this guy is super ~hawt~
his name is probably sebastian
Sebastian by ohsnapitzava May 14, 2018

Sebastian 

He basically is a machine that breaks everything and if he touches one thing or even breathes on it. It will break. Sebastian is usually a Taurus Aries or pisces
Thot1:did you see broken fence?!
Thot2: YEA Sebastian broke it

Thot1:OML AGAIN
Sebastian by Coocoocaca June 4, 2018

Sebastian 

The look of a penis with plenty of charm based on a character in a Disney movie. The lip of a crab is the single most noticeable thing in the movie the little mermaid. The ledge of huge muffin top penis is characteristically similar to this little crabs large lip.. thus why you call your penis Sebastian. Significant land mark and popular hump for a good scratch.
Um excuse me baby but can Sebastian crawl off the beach and come into the sea? Under the sea! Under the sea!
Sebastian by Joseph5555 July 24, 2018

Sebastian 

Some weird nigga who ain't speak english

And full name is Sebastian Bennicio Amon Cruz with the name being Latin

And his authenticity being Puerto Rican Butter biracial brotha.

He can be found always with a banana and a water bottle to stay moist
Aye sebastian pass the boof foo/
Omg Sebastian is so moist😣✊💦
Sebastian by Sebastianismoist September 2, 2018

Sebastian 

The amazing Sebastian has appeared
Sebastian by Vor13x October 25, 2018