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scottish

"A nation of racism towards England.
I have visited and lived in Scotland, so I know what I'm talking about.
They are obsessed with The Broons and Oor Wullie.
Like to wear kilts with nowt underneath them so they can expose their 2 inch penises.Kilted Klowns In Scotland"
Fuck Off! Well I am Scottish and I know that's naw true and I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!

"People who have back grounds and ancesters who are Scottish" I'm sorry but as someone who was born in and still lives in Scotland, I would say that people who are Scottish are only people who were actually BORN here. Other people can say that their ancestors were scottish.......but that doesn't make them scottish.

To be Scottish, you must be able to agree to both of these:

1. Born in Scotland
2. Lived in Scotland

There are different dialects of accents in Scotland. On the West Coast, our accent has been influenced by irish settlers yeeeeeeeeeeeears ago. We say words like "Aye .... naw .... wit ..... aye right ..... eejit ..... pure .... nae bother .... dae ..... hing ......... hingmay ..."and usually miss out the 'g' at the end of -ing words "daein' ....... talkin' .....drivin' ...... eatin'"

Main football teams are Celtic and Ranger. Celtic supporters are known as Tims and Rangers are Huns.
I was born in Glasgow and brought up here in Scotland and have a scottish accent......therefore I am Scottish!
by Kayleigh88 December 28, 2005
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scrotilius quagmire

a self or mutual indulgence into scrotal fascination or stimulation
I fell into a scrotilius quagmire
by bodkin77 March 1, 2009
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scottish firecracker

a hot sauce and pop rock encrusted penis...
that is all
hello Adrian, would you like to be nailed by my scottish firecracker?
-Chris Farley
by bassplayer2493 November 6, 2009
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De-Scottishification

1, To remove Scottishness
2, To modify Scottishness.
What Scottish businesses are doing at the moment to appease their American customers in the aftermath of the Megrahi release.
Not limited to Scottish companies. For instance a Mexican company whose logo was bagpipes or a wee sleekit temerous beastie or something could be seen to be Scottish & could therefore become commercially disadvantaged by this judicial faux pas. They would, no doubt choose to...De-Scottishify.
The Scottishness which is being removed or modified is the superficial Scottishness such as the tartan, the sporran, the ginger hair. The Scottishness which lies beneath the surface however is not altered. The meanness, the E-numbers, the moaning & groaning, the religious hatred, Dundee, is not visible in the corporate spectrum & therefore it remains intact.

De-Scottishification renders Scots people exactly the same as everybody else.
De-Scottishification
I can descottishify myself by drinking less whisky & eating less porridge & haggis but no amount of moaning & groaning can bring him (Megrahi) back.
by Manny Shinwell September 14, 2009
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Scottish Goodbye

When you announce your intention to depart from a party and start saying goodbye to people, and you also try to get your friends to leave with you, but are ultimately unsuccessful and end up staying.
Randy began a Scottish goodbye - he's been telling people he's leaving for the last three hours and he's still here!
by Travizzle October 7, 2014
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True Scottish Pirate Metal

A mick take of True Norwegian Black Metal. It is used to refer to the scottish pirate obsessed power metal band Alestorm. Alestorm were once known as Battleheart and play folk influenced power metal.
You've heard Battle Metal now you need to hear True Scottish Pirate Metal.
by I love silly music May 20, 2009
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scottish suthons

When one gentleman is anally penetrating another, he stuffs both the penile shaft and testicles into the rectum. Following this, the 'giver' ejaculates, creating a "meaty filling".

Once the carnal act is completed, the 'giver' withdraws, but due to the sticky concotion, the reciever's rectum prolapses, crating a sleeve around the filling, which closely resembles a scottish haggis.
did you hear? Roy gave Bernie a Scottish Suthons. They had to call an ambulance.
by Cornelius Feltch February 26, 2011
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