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He is such a scott
scott by sockmonkeymini April 10, 2016
scott very funny man, who's world revolves around food, sex, food, football.food,gym,food.sex,food,sex,twister. well suited to women of the name karen. But this man should not be trusted around socks,pants towels or lighters WARNING he may steal them.
scott by small midget December 12, 2010
Originating in Ft. Lauderdale this term has spread as far north as Chicago. It means:

A. a hemorrhoid
B. a big pain in the buttocks.
C. An uneducated, alcoholic or drug addict apt to commit felony crimes.
My sphincter sure hurts today. My "scott" is killing me!
Scott by Ride Bolly Ride XXXx March 5, 2011
(Verb) to pull a Scott -(1) to hook up with a grenade (2) to hook up with anyone
Scott by Scott secret friend April 26, 2011
An illegal immigrant to the United States or Canada, usually from Asia or Mexico
Dude, I think that's a fucking Scott!
Scott by applesaucepoo December 20, 2010
A cheap male who steals the musical ideas and knowledge of talented young people to use for his own shitty "musical" gain. A majority of these Scotts, whom are like this, are found on Indian reservations and act very friendly towards people who show any musical talent at all, but in the end through the kindness he will continue to try and plagiarize you and suck you dry of your money and talents.
Guy 1: sup Guy 2! this guy named Scott wants to record me!
Guy 2: Guy 1 wait no! Read this urban dictionary of Scott.
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Guy 1: oh man I better stay away from him for now on.
Scott by Cheesy bear November 29, 2011