Schrodinger's Douchebag

When someone makes a bigoted comment (Racist, Homophobic, etc) and tries to play it off as a joke after realizing the joke didn't land and it isn't the right crowd.

Guy 1 (Schrodinger's Douchebag, Clav): "Marlon mogs all of you? Yeah, but he's black."

Guy 2: "No, he's not."

Guy 1: "Oh, he's not?" *Nervously tapping on table*

Guy 2: "Have you seen his parents? They're white."

Guy 1: "Oh."

Guy 2: "I think he's just really tan. He does mog."

Guy 1: "H-He mogs us to oblivion."

(Later that day)

Guy 2: "Clav really tried to Schrodinger's Douchebag his way out of that one. We should stop talking to him."

by Dean Dihchester July 9, 2025

Schrodinger's slur

Schrodinger's slur is simultaneously an offensive term for someone of a certain ethnicity, and at the same time a fun nickname when used by friends.

Karen: You damned dirty SPICS.
Juan: How dare you!!

Julio: What's up you dirty spic?!
Juan: Not much bro what's up?
Michael: What just happened?
Juan: Schrodinger's slur.

by FreeCuba September 16, 2021

Schrodinger’s Wipe

When you’ve taken a shit and don’t need to wipe, but you don’t know that until you’ve wiped. You both needed and didn’t need to wipe.

‘I’ve just had a shit, Kris, followed by a Schrodinger’s Wipe.’

by JimboJdog November 26, 2025

Schrodinger's Insta

Any activity you do did not occur until a social media post is created. Until then you simultaneously did and did not do said activity. Your life did not happen unless it was displayed on social media

Bro that party was sick. You gotta post a shitty video or you gonna get stuck with Schrodinger's Insta

by bobdob July 24, 2022

Schrodinger's Cornball

A person who makes corny jokes and decides whether it was ironic or not based on the reactions of the people around them

Person 1: "Guys I'm gonna be BIG CHUNGUS for halloween"

Person 2: "bro you're so corny"

Person 1: "I was being ironic"

Person 3: "Schrodinger's cornball amirite?"

by escuato. October 8, 2025

Schrodinger's nose

During Covid times when you saw a white woman wearing a facemask and didn't know the shape of her nose it was all possible variations of a caucasian nose while she was wearing the facemask and you didn't know if she had a good white woman nose or not until she takes of her facemask and you get to see the actual shape of her nose

That white women has a Schrodinger's nose under her facemask I wonder what shape it is

by jamfish December 9, 2022

Schrodinger's asshole

Someone who decides if they were joking or not depending on peoples reaction to what they said. Usually in regard to a controversial statement or edgy joke.

Example 1:
"Jews run the media and congress and have no problem abusing other groups of people for their own gain"
"WTF thats antisemitic"
"I'm being ironic...I was saying what someone who is antisemitic would say. I don't think that. Take a joke."
"Okay Schrodinger's asshole"

Example 2:
"Jews run the media and congress and have no problem abusing other groups of people for their own gain"
"LMAO that is hilarious"
"Oh. Yeah haha it is funny. It was totally a joke and not how I feel about reality at all."

Example 3:

"I would love to suck your dick right now"
"Ewww bro wtf"
"I am kidding. Just joking. Clearly. Clearly just joking why would you think I'm serious?" *zips up pants

"Quit being a Schrodinger's asshole"
"You can put your schrodong in my asshole"
"What?"
"Still joking...unless"

by FreeProctologist July 24, 2025