AC-Schnitzer

A Stubby Incompetent Midget.

He is a AC-Schnitzer.

by AC-Schnitzer April 15, 2005

schantzel

1. One who is of the douche clan.
2. When an individual thinks they are funny when they are not.
3. Self absorbed idiot.
4. Using old jokes and trying to convince others that he/she has a thread of originality.
5. Verbal diarrhea.
6. A single middle age man who lives with his parents well past the age a grown man should be living with his parents.
7. Unable to provide for oneself
8. To get stuck working the bakery section of a grocery store.

"Poor old Matt, he only wanted to get a real job and move out someday, but he's bound to be a schantzel for a long lonely time."

by I think I'm funny December 14, 2008

schnitzelfracas

another word for shit, god, or any other term you can think of.

Variations: Schnitzel, Schnit, Schnitzelfrac

person: oh my schnitzelfracas! i forgot my pen!

by ihearttwilight May 16, 2009

Schnitzellie

the act of being awesome or something really cool.

Hey bro, won the lottery. It was totally schnitzellie!

by Kiellan June 18, 2018

schnitzelsteeler

Someone who steals the virginity of your german wife

Me: Bruh, you see Hansel over there?
Alexis: Yeah why?
Me: He’s a schnitzelsteeler
Alexis: WHOS DID HE STEAL?
Me: Gretel’s.

by BRUHLEMMEGETANUNUSEDHANDLE March 25, 2020

schnitzelled

Someone who's not all there, or on cloud 9... Normally baked or wigging out.

Noodles has had so many pipes, he's schnitzelled himself.
Ozlington just saw the vote i brought home for him, now he's schnitzelled

by Robbarelli101 February 11, 2021

Schnitzelfritz

When you shit in your pants at work and everyone knows

Ahhh crap I schnitzelfritzed again

by Shitzzel November 22, 2021