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Schmitty

Schmitty is always there for us. He is careful and cares about our feelings. Schmitty always makes us compete for him and has us rubbed around his pipi.

Schmitty makes us feel important and warm, like a bagel in the oven. His voice is soothing and masculine. We really love Schmitty :)
by sovietgoblin November 3, 2020
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holy schlit

having an abnormally huge penis, so big that you could effectively satisfy a prostitue that has 10 years of experience
Guy1: Did you find a good hooker?

Guy2: Yep, she was terrified when she saw my holy schlit
by k-rizzle32 January 21, 2010
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Schnitz

A Schnitz is like an apple, sliced and dried. They wander from group to group trying to seek belonging. Sometimes, they speak with Sam about basketball, they go around asking everybody what they are doing constantly. They hope to fit in everywhere but are constantly being rejected. They're failures, who often come late. Once, a Schnitz that I know missed an exam due to oversleeping.
You get off the TTC or the bus and you hear someone calling to you. It's a Schnitz. The walk towards you and you walk away, and they ask you the standard question, " What do you have now."
by Totruee November 26, 2019
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Schlitz Schlong

Fungus that develops on the penis after having deviant anal intercourse with a partner who has contracted Sarnac. Often the penis will become rotten and ooze puss. May lead to Benoit
"I shouldn't have had butt sex with that whore because her Sarnac gave me Schlitz Schlong."
by Goob, Cole, & Galoot August 4, 2007
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Schnibbles

The hairs that stick out of a ponytail or braid
As hard as her mother tried, Karrie's braid always had a few schnibbles.
by Michael (and Melissa) October 23, 2004
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Schnitzel

It is a word that can be used instead of a bad word.
EX: Oh my schnitzel
by trendyhipster03 September 8, 2017
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weiner schnitzel

scandanavian slang for a delicious snack eaten at 4:02 o'clock in the afternoon after a pleasant stroll on a wednesday just before it rains. : )
That was a delicious weiner schnitzel we had laste wednesday at 4:02 o'clock before it rained.
by That.Scandanavian January 30, 2009
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