Definitions by sovietgoblin

Schmitty 

Schmitty is always there for us. He is careful and cares about our feelings. Schmitty always makes us compete for him and has us rubbed around his pipi.

Schmitty makes us feel important and warm, like a bagel in the oven. His voice is soothing and masculine. We really love Schmitty :)

Let's play Jackbox, Schmitty

Schmitty by sovietgoblin November 3, 2020

husniye 

She is educated. She gave birth. Does not like fun, hates skiing, and seeing her husband skiing. She likes kebab and cares about her eyebrows.

Husniye is here to help you

husniye by sovietgoblin November 3, 2020