husniye

She is educated. She gave birth. Does not like fun, hates skiing, and seeing her husband skiing. She likes kebab and cares about her eyebrows.
by sovietgoblin November 03, 2020
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Schmitty

Schmitty is always there for us. He is careful and cares about our feelings. Schmitty always makes us compete for him and has us rubbed around his pipi.

Schmitty makes us feel important and warm, like a bagel in the oven. His voice is soothing and masculine. We really love Schmitty :)
by sovietgoblin November 03, 2020
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