scandinavian cunt hair

1st smallest unit of measure, 1/2 the thickness of an ordinary cunt hair. Also very fine.

I missed hitting that
car by a scandinavian cunt hair.

That bitch is finer than a scandinavian cunt hair.

by willifish August 7, 2009

Scandanavian Turkey Dinner

when a man lies on his back with his feet in the air over his head while doing a lady in the anal area, and eats the vagina out. the lady is in the doggy style position. another man can also be at the mouth of the lady for a BJ, and assists the other man in penatration of the ass.

hey do you want a good three-some move?

yes how about a scandanavian turkey dinner party??

by dr.chris hanson July 20, 2010

family scandal

An action or event considered morally and/or legally wrong and causing family to be upset and outraged.

When my siblings and I found out Dad had two other kids Mom didn't know about, it was a family scandal!

by PrettyEyedBetty April 15, 2014

scandal

a sex video, usually starred by a famous celebrity

paris hilton's sex scandal

by moximoron December 25, 2007

scandalous hoe

1) a bitch who acts like she's ghetto, but she's straight up white washed.

2) she goes out with / talks to guys saying "baby i love you" to her so called"bestfriend / close friend"

3) the type of girl everyone wanna fades.

Girl: she was getting at my boyfriend and she was my "close" friend. this been going on for about a month and she was talking to me like she didnt do anything wrong !

Girl's cousin: WHAATTA BITCH ASS SCANDALOUS HOE!

by flapjackbobjimed July 2, 2009

Scando

Southern slang for a thot
Sluts creep all night and day ohmygod.

1: don't trust a bitch, all these scando they to breezy
2: "man see that girl over there? She fine as hell"
"Nah don't fuck wit her she a scando

by Thooka February 3, 2018

handle your scandal

When someone is very high/drunk and they are being obvious about it, you tell them to "handle your scandal" as a way of telling them that they are attracting too much attention.

Guy 1: whhoooooaaaa man im SOOOO high!
Guy 2: Bro handle your scandal there is a cop right there!

by mcellis September 7, 2011