Samantha Paradox

The thought of oneself being less attractive then one truly is.

Jamal: Dude, why does she have such low self-esteem? She's a dime!

Griffin: Dude, the Samantha Paradox.

by Brbgonnagosmoke November 16, 2012

Samantha and Diana

They are best friends and will always be always together . Forever to infinity and beyond. Samantha is an amazing person who will always have Diana's back no matter what. Diana same story she is an amazing person who has a big heart and loves to laugh and of course will have Samantha's back no matter what. Samantha is a girl with a big booty, gorgeous hair kinda burnt thought & an amazing personality who always likes to make other people smile before her. Diana is a big booty girl also who has amazingly smooth hair and is really healthy. Diana has a beautiful personality which immediately you know she will become one of your best friends. In conclusion these girls were ment to be and will alway and forever be best friends. #sisters

Samantha and Diana are friends forever

by Aka Aka Aka Witchhh April 16, 2014

Samoan land mine

A large dump

"Hold on I gotta go drop a Samoan land mine!"

by ndm1598 November 9, 2014

samantha abalayan

A girl who's smart, funny, caring, and can cheer me up whenever I'm down. She's not always good at consoling people, but she tries, and that's all that matters. She's a meme queen, a great artist, and would make an even greater girlfriend.

Me: Samantha Abalayan, would you like to be my girlfriend, and date to the 8th grade promo?

by ACuriousKaydidid May 29, 2017

Samanfa

A nickname reserved for only the flyest and bombest Samantha's in the world. Very few are lucky enough to be blessed with such a nickname bestowed upon them, even fewer are able to uphold their Samanfa status over the years. Also it's just a really cute way to say Samantha, so there's that.

My girl was promoted from Samantha to Samanfa last night!

by $amanfa May 30, 2017

Samoan Roadblock

When you get caught behind two fat chicks walking slow in a narrow hallway and there isn't enough room to pass

Jed - "Yo Dennis why you late? The meeting started 10 minutes ago."

Dennis - "Bro I couldn't help it I got caught behind a Samoan Roadblock coming back from my smoke break."

by Fresno Bob September 28, 2017

samyag

he overacts like he reads and he is a nerd but he is called bat5man gaming

Stop being a samyag

by SwedishBoy69 February 19, 2018