Sharon

A British Karen.

Sharon: "Why isn't there any toilet paper left? WaAh!"
Me: "You bought ten rolls yesterday, Sharon..."
Sharon: "I wAnT tO sEe YoUr MaNaGeR!!!"

by WhY_aRe_We_StIlL_hErE? December 5, 2020

Sarona

A thicc mixed female with no gag reflex

She is also commonly known as a hoe

Girl:Sarona is a hoe that's sucks

by Oof.. January 2, 2019

Sharon

Karen but British.

"Is that an SUV pulling up?"
"Oh bollocks, it's a Sharon."

by I made you read this. May 20, 2020

marky got with sharon

1. Ninja code for "yo that shit is dope" When used in a sad tone it means "yo that shit is wack"

1.
Ninja 1: Yo check it, a bucket of kfc and a bottle of malt likker!
Ninja 2: marky got with sharon, yo!

or (alternate use)

Ninja 1: That motherfucker just done stold muh likker!
Ninja 2: Marky got with sharon, yo (in a sad voice)

by Jeebus Kriste December 24, 2008

sharonites

Misinformation here. Once again, blame a certain class of people. Keep drinking the Kool-Aid and blaming the Jews for everything. Let's see where that gets you....

Sharonites are really bad. What are sharonites? You don't know. You have no idea. Please, drink this good kool-aid.

by blame_these_guys August 14, 2009

Sharon

A Sharon is a well-intentioned yet misguided person who has difficulty with following directions. This inability to properly execute tasks, such as on clearly labeled prepared foods, leads to epic holiday fails. The only recourse? To blame the manufacturer. Many people think this is absurd however quite ridiculously funny as well.

One Thanksgiving, Sharon yeeted a pumpkin pie into the sun (though some have argued that it may actually have been satan’s asshole or hellfire) and the scorched pie was the stuff of nightmares and endless memes. The real tragedy, however was when Sharon left a review on the pie maker’s company website “thanking them for ruining Thanksgiving.”

by FlexiWheeler December 8, 2021

sharon

By far one of the most amazing person you can meet. She is: silly, kind, sweet, and downright gorgeous. She can make you smile and make your day so easily. By far the definition of a keeper

Gosh Sharon is so amazing!!!!!

by tubaguy98 December 3, 2016