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PornHub Swimming Shorts

Someone who constantly gets boners for ugly chicks so has to get special made porn shorts to hide them
Look at that fat old guy wearing those Pornhub Swimming Shorts. Ha what a dweeb
by BigTiddie23420blaze69 October 27, 2019
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take the kids swimming

For a gay man, it refers to him taking a dump. The "kids" are really turds, analogous to a woman's childbirth
That was a big meal we had. It's time for me to take the kids swimming.
by bigredtaurus June 8, 2016
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built-in swimming-trunks

A.k.a. thighs --- a guy can temporarily hide his "junk" by tucking it back behind him and then pressing his thighs together, so that he is at least a little more "decent" if he's unexpectedly "caught in the buff".
A gal doesn't really have much of anything particularly "obvious" to hide "down there", so she wouldn't need built-in swimming-trunks; now, if only she had something "up top" to hide da "baby-feeders" in an emergency... I guess her arms and hands can sometimes adequately suffice, although that is usually only effective if she's fairly "small" in the "girly" department.
by QuacksO August 18, 2018
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synchronized swimming

A form of group sex used with very loose vaginal orifices.
We had a synchronized swimming session with Charlene.
by anjr00 July 17, 2003
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Idaho Swimming Pool

When you lick cold cum off your lady’s tits.
Nathan: Hey Jason, what’d you do while you were in Hawaii?

Jason: Oh man, I got drunk as shit and went for an Idaho swimming pool.
by Clowns Clowns Clowns August 14, 2022
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haitian swimming pool

noun: when a man is sitting on the toilet and taking a dumb and a girl comes over and does a reverse cowgirl in mid crap.
Man I had this mexican food last night and I had to take the worst shit, but girl came and gave me a haitian swimming pool.
by Charlie May 13, 2005
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Night Swimming

The act of going to a dark alley at three o' clock in the morning and putting your arm elbow-deep into a disease-ridden prostitute's orifices.
Hey, Johnny got paid today, you want to go night swimming tonight?
by MisterProblems September 25, 2015
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