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Coconut Strap on

It's exactly what you think it is. It's a strap on but instead of a dildo, its just a fucking coconut.
"I was getting tired of using the football, so I had my wife get the Coconut Strap On. I couldn't feel my ass for the next three days!"

"Dude, your wife only has one buttcheek."
by Spiked C0ck March 9, 2021
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Chin Strap

A beard that has been shaped to look like a chin strap of a helmet. Ironically, the only people who choose to go with a chin strap style of beard are themselves by definition, helmets.
"You see that bawbag Dean has grown a 'beard?'"
"No way, what's that stinking swamp donkey gone with?"
"A fucking Chin Strap , looks a right cunt"
"Damn, what a cunt"
"Aye, he's a cunt"
by Gillihad April 7, 2020
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Bitch Strap

It is the little loop on the pant leg of a (usually) carpenter pants that is normally used to carry a hammer for convenience. Instead it is viewed as worn by an Alpha type held onto by a little bitch or beta type that worships the strap bearer.

ex. Similar concept to Prisons Breaks Theodore “T-Bag” Bagwell and his pocket
Bubba: Better not let go of dis bitch strap Henry.

Don’t bother asking Ian for help, Mikey’s got him on his bitch strap
by pimppapy March 2, 2021
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racer straps

When a woman or girl wears a racer-back or t-back tank top over a regular bra.
This results in double strappage and the bra straps are clearly visible going straight up the back while the tank top has arched straps.
Girl 1: Melissa has racer straps right now.

Girl 2: I know, she does it to show off that she wears bras or something.
by sheabb January 20, 2014
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jog strap

by Gdhdjjdjdnhd January 6, 2017
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JC Strap

"Jesus Christ" Strap. Handle found in most automobiles above the door windows and employed when the driver opts for some crazy cornering or drives over a cliff. So named as passengers will often scream "JESUS CHRIST" when this phenomenon occurrs.
As Frank took the bend at 90 I grabbed the JC strap and hung on for dear life.
by ironrat January 18, 2010
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choke strap

1. A jock strap that is too tight to be allowed.

2. A jock strap that traces its origins to the numbchucks as street brawl weapons
1. The man's choke strap turned damp and scarlet after much strenuous exercise.

2. There were 3 guys in an alley way. One guy had a gun. One guy had a knife. They got their asses kicked by the guy with the choke strap.
by Davo April 9, 2004
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