morning sparkler

When people fap in the morning

Dude, I just had myself a morning sparkler in the shower.

by boobookittyfuck13 January 17, 2014

dick sparkler

A tasty mixed drink made with vodka, club soda, champagne, and tropical Italian soda.

My sister makes some amazing mixed drinks. You HAVE to try her dick sparkler!

by darthquixote April 11, 2016

Christmas Sparkle Ang

A lady who secretly loves christmas, wears christmas sweaters, dances to christmas jingles, stays up late making homemade christmas cards and bakes tree shaped cookies.

There is no one more in support of Christmas than Christmas Sparkle Ang.

That lady really loves christmas...
That's why they call her Christmas Sparkle Ang.

by Tower of power November 4, 2016

Edward Sparkle-Hands

The non-alcoholic version of drinking game "Edward Forty-Hands". Participants duct tape 1 liter bottles of Sparkling mineral water in each hand. The bottles can't be removed until all the water is drunk.

Friend: You look dehydrated
You: No I'm not playing Edward Sparkle-Hands again. I almost pissed myself last time!

by SlowPotato November 19, 2020

Girlboss unicorn sparkle squad

A group of middle school girls who will beat your ass so bad

boy 1: the girlboss unicorn sparkle squad isn’t real
The squad: *GIRLBOSS SLAM*
Boy 1: AHAHAHAHAH

by peach cookie December 16, 2021

sparkle

v. To perform fellatio on men.

"Jenna Jameson sure can sparkle."
"Edward, you sparkle."

by Pythagorus July 4, 2012

Sparkle

Verb: The act of throwing or applying glitter to someone or their clothes

1.) Bro, why do you look like you came from a first grade art class?

2.) Dude, Veronica totally sparkled me.

by ??_?? November 27, 2011