Scorfez

To flibbiddy-flam someones' jimmywonk.

"Yo, that honky grandma be trippin like a scorfez!"

by Hrr4 May 18, 2009

Smooft

When an item is cool, fresh and soft like a babies bottom

Yo dog dat polo is smooft. Were u get dat?

by Uniquis Sugason September 18, 2009

smorgasbord

1- (n.) A variant of traditional beer funneling, where the funnel-filler layers various amounts of random, readily accessible booze into a predetermined amount of beer. Usually topped off with Sambuca.

2- (v.) To create and/or ingest a smorgasbord.

1- Get your camera ready, dude. He thinks he's only funneling beer, not a Colt 45-and-gin smorgasbord.

2- All I brought to the party was Beast and this toilet wine I made last week. I'm gonna smorgasbord the shit out of this party.

by sweetbeejesus June 13, 2010

smorch

when you kiss someone with morning breath

my girlfriend spent the night and when she woke up, she gave me the nastiest smorch.

by Gayel March 13, 2017

smore

1. a snack made by toasting a marshmallow and putting it between two graham crackers and chocolate.
2.After anal sex, the semen leaks out of the anus with liquid poop and smears between the buttcheeks.

Last week jenny was walking down the hall and suddenly she had this look on her face. She totaly had a smore.

by John Y February 9, 2004

Smores

It is where you fuck a girl in her vagina, then you pull out and cum on it. Then you take a shit on top of it, and put a graham cracker on top of that. Then you eat it all up.

"Man I could go for some smores right about now."

by DCexcel January 6, 2010

Smore

the meaning of both a smut and a whore

girl #1 "omg did you really suck his dick last night?"
girl #2 "yeah i did"
girl #1 "omg you're such a smore!"

by wangster202339 September 21, 2011