Shroomer

Noun - A farmer of 'shrooms. Not mushrooms. SHROOMS.

Guy 1: Psst... Do ya know a guy who can hook me up with some of the green stuff tomorrow night?
Guy 2: What? No! But I know a shroomer.

Guy 1: Even better!

by Iwantfrineds March 28, 2023

dayi shroom

A type of shroom that grows on people's feet, particularly a great aunt. Wearing hiking boots and rainbow tights will increase the chance of getting this type of fungus, as will having a bassy voice and living in Africa.

Dang-it, i got some dayi shroom on my feet!

by shroom-caca December 31, 2009

ba-shroom

The undying recurrent fungicidal spawn of a common mushroom that inhabits unsuspecting bathrooms of properties that landlords don't give a fuck about. Commonly referred to as: shower shrooms or 'ass hole mushrooms that grow in the shower-because my landlord won't fix rising damp'.

'I have an ass hole of a ba-shroom and I've poured a tone of bleach on it's ass, and the cunt won't die'
'I enjoy having a ba-shroom, it gives the bathroom a real fungus-like touch'

by fuckattude January 23, 2015

Fume-shroom

A plant in the game Plants vs. Zombies that shoots fumes that does damage in an area of effect at zombies who are in it.

"I planted columns worth of Fume-shrooms and the zombie horde got wrecked from the fumes."

by TestUser999 December 17, 2021

Pat the Shroomish

Patting the most adorable Pokemon ever, Shroomish.

I pat the Shroomish almost everyday.

by I Love Shroomish June 14, 2023

Shroomy

Simp for beany

Scott you're such a shroomy stop simping for erin

by beany11 May 1, 2021

shroomboy

Shroomboys are a family. They just hang out and do whatever they want, but if someone fucks with them, that someone gets fucked with, and hard. Shroomboys are typically seen wearing mushroom hats.

Jeremey: Hey, is that guy a shroomboy?
Jack: Him? Yeah, you can tell by hit mushroom hat.

by Jelli0 January 7, 2018