Shrimp Nips

Extraordinarily tiny nipples; most commonly found on women.

"She had some enormous fucking titties, but those shrimp nips were a real dick deflator."

by Shrimp Father May 15, 2019

Shrimp Farming

When a load is blown up some one's ass and another follows up by removing the load from said ass with a crazy straw.

I walked in on my gay room mate and he was shrimp farming a pud scout dressed as an indian.

by spooledbrat July 10, 2010

shrimp boat

A type of boat that Bubba and Forrest Gump dreamed of sailing on.

Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. owns a crap ton of shrimp boats.

by MyNameIsForrest-ForrestGump March 9, 2018

jimbo shrimp

When you take a shit longer than your forearm.

I just took the biggest jimbo shrimp of my life, it slid right down the drain!

by Hajakakwjwbdhdjdjjej January 18, 2019

Shrimp Money

When a shrimp molted and his new shell is looking fresh.

Damn, did you see Funk Shrimps new shell? He got that shrimp Money!

by Funk Shrimp April 11, 2023

Cursed Shrimp

A penis that never grows.

I was born with a cursed shrimp.

by The Man with No Name November 20, 2017

Jungle Shrimp

Jungle Shrimp is another name for an extremely hairy penis.

I tried to give Johnny a blowie but he pulled down his pants and he had a total jungle shrimp. The hair was longer than the peen.

by Rod Mexico April 6, 2020