smacking pee-pees

A term used in the Marine Corps that occurs when someone is usually in a lot of trouble. Sometimes, the person isn't even in much of a shit sandwich, but gets harshly corrected for a small mistake, usually in front of many others. Simply put, punishing someone.

Hey Lieutenant Smith, did you see Lieutenant Schmuckatelli getting his pee-pee slapped by the Captain? Yeah, he is constantly smacking pee-pees.

I swear, if I see one more Marine wearing the uniform improperly, I'm gonna start smacking pee-pees.

by rchristopherc August 21, 2008

shaking your lettuce

when a girl has a piss in public

look at that sick bitch shaking her lettuce in the middle of the road.

by matt November 13, 2003

shmazing

This word brings to life something that is "So" "Amazing" you can't possibly use a common word to explain it to someone. It can describe a night, an item, or a person.

I realized just how shmazing last night was when I looked at our pictures this morning!

We looked shmazing last night, I love us!

The boomerz were shmazing I've never had a trip like that before!

by ksm April 10, 2008

Sacking

When someone slightly lies, but doesn't exaggerate the truth enough so that it is actually impressive. Most commonly used to increase ones self esteem, but not exaggerating so much that it is unbelievable.

CJ: You seem smart, what math course are you in?
Ian: Calculus AB
* actually in honors calculus *
Jason: First, why would lying about his math course make him look cooler? Second, why wouldn't he just say he was in Calculus BC if he wanted to look impressive?
CJ: I guess he was just sacking

by Bro Code Vocab July 12, 2015

Sharking

Secretly filming women whilst raising their skirts and pulling down their underwear. It originated in Japan but has now spread to Europe. reverse Sharking describes the pulling down of women's top garments.

Did you see those sharking vids?

by TaxInspector January 20, 2009

smacking

slang term for making out.

I was standing beside this really hot guy watching paint dry and we totally started smacking on one another.

by Kiryk July 6, 2012

Flat Smacking

The method by which the mental equivalent of an STD is transferred from an dumb, impossibly deluded, scientifically illiterate crazy to another dumb person, thereby endowing them with those attributes. The first symptom, often experienced by the infected subject as a euphoric sense of revelation, caused by the disintegration of most of the prefrontal cortex, develops quickly into a persistent sense of superiority to others, and disdain for anyone that is not also infected. Narcissistic, know-it-all type dummies are especially susceptible to infection, because, as they are already inclined to believe that they are more "enlightened" the general population, the appeal of "secret, special knowledge" makes them susceptible to the conspiratorial nature of this mental pathogen. Insidiously, this particular tendency means that the infected usually ENJOY passing on the infection, as perceiving the "revelation" in others satisfies their inate Narcissism.
Unfortunately, their is no known cure for Flat-Earthism, though those of average and above intellect are less susceptible, & an effect inoculation exists, in the form of basic scientific education.

"When I'm not trolling Reddit for 13 year olds & frat guys that need a good Flat Smacking, I like to look at pictures of myself and masturbate. Everyone else is stupid & brain- washed."

by Johnny Bledo November 25, 2018