Shlong

Shlong is a combination of the word short and long

This building isn’t quite so short or long, it’s shlong

by DndBoi June 15, 2023

shlong

Big gigantic dick

omg he fucked me so hard with his shlong

by EmmanuelHG March 22, 2017

shlong balloon

Another word for condom: Often used as code when speaking in front of uncool feds

Andy, make sure to bring me a shlong balloon tomorrow.

by Spain without the S October 14, 2020

Shlong

Your dick

Guy 1:want to see my shlong
Guy 2:ofc

by Roy_13 September 15, 2020

Long shlong

When the shlong is long

Hey I heard that Jean has a long shlong

by Jigglytits May 13, 2021

Shlong

A big ass dick that jus hang low

Damn daddy u got that shlong

by Loniiie October 25, 2020

hardys shlong

a teenaged school boy with an extremely long head

that kids got a shlong head
do you know anyone with a hardys shlong

by the monkey tamer November 3, 2006