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Shittercockin

Def1. The wrong hole at the wrong time.

Def2. When life happens..
Def3. A word for being in an unwanted state of mind in both heads.

Def4. To give emphasis on something or someone.
Ex1. “Babe!?! I’ve got a shittercockin, I thought you showered.”
Ex2. “Shittercockin”
Ex3. “What In the shittercockin?!”
Ex4. *stubs toe* “shittercockin”
by ILack June 14, 2022
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shittypasta

a shittypasta is a wanna-be creepypasta written by a 10 year old about something that's supposed to be creepy for others. usually they only rely on body horror and a shit ton of other clichés while piggybacking on something famous.
sonic.exe is a complete shittypasta.
by dudewhomemes August 13, 2022
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pants-shitting wasted

1. Intoxicated by alcohol to the point of losing control of the anal sphincter, thereby releasing foul putrescence with such velocity as to ensconce not only one's gitch, but also spill out and permeate the pants.
"A few of us are getting pants-shitting wasted tonight. You should join us in the festivities."

"You wore new pants? Too bad. Guess no one told you we were all getting pants-shitting wasted tonight."
by DJ Fresh D March 18, 2010
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violent shitting

1. The type of bowel movement characterized by extreme noise, wetness, and unbelievable amounts of excrement in a ferocious, high-velocity manner.

2. All of the aforementioned symptoms present, the type of bowel movement that causes one to grunt or yell out in a violent manner, misleading bystanders outside the door or passer-by's to believe you are being murdered or murdering someone in the bathroom with said movement.
Violent shitting makes me so embarrassed when I walk out of the bathroom.
by Warmach21 January 8, 2016
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lane shitting

Slang for when a motorcyclist lane splits but does so, metaphorically shitting on everyone around by leaving them in the dust.
Looking for a thrill, he barreled through dense traffic, lane shitting all the way to his destination.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 25, 2020
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Swiss Shitter

A term describing overpriced Swiss made beater watches that cater to people with issues (e.g. inferiority complex, erectile dysfunction, cuckoldry, massive overdose of Hodinkee content) poor knowledge at best about the wonders of true horology spearheaded by superior Japanese watchmaking.
"How's your journey as a watch aficionado doing?"
- "I'm done with dark turtlenecks and Swiss shitters. I'll better be starting to sell hommage watches that look like cheap ones. Ok ciao."
by Grand Seiko Owner November 30, 2022
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Quiet Shitting

Variation of “quiet quitting” only the subject spends time in the bathroom instead of fulfilling work obligations.
Have you seen Alex?
Yeah he’s in the bathroom on YouTube quiet shitting.
by RedBathTub June 30, 2023
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