Sedentaryist

Exercising a strict adherence to the religious and or political tenets of or pertaining to a significantly sedentary lifestyle. Expressing (without movement or action) a firm belief in all things lazy and inactive.

Lazy Susan is one of the sedentaryest sedentaryists I know. She is a firm advocate of antidistestablishmentsedentarianism and her quite passion for the sedentary lifestyle borders on sedentarocity.

by team grammatard February 15, 2010

Semection

Sem-ection.
This is the same as an Eremi and refers to your penis when it is between the semi-hard stage and a full erection.

It's not quite a semi and not quite an erection - it's a semection.

Example 1:
Girl: "Have you got a hard on!?"
Guy: "No"
Girl: "Yes you do!! It's bigger than a semi"
Guy: "I have a semection!"

Example 2:
"Lying beside this girl in bed it may have looked like I was semi'd up but I had a full semection on the go, if she was naked I would've had an erection."

by ShyTed77 April 5, 2010

Semenemy

Someone that you hate but happens to share a sexual partner with you.

EW he also had sex with that bitch? I hate her! We are NOT semen sisters, she is my SEMENEMY

by aztjsummer November 6, 2011

semen sticker

Any form of tissue or napkin remains that have stuck onto skin by semen. Also can be used to describe, in a less precise manner, tissue or napkin remains stuck by the means of a sticky liquid or sauce.

"Reginald had semen stickers on his fingers after wiping his dick down with Kleenex."

by HoneyMac November 29, 2012

Semen farm

The accumulation of semen crusties on a rag or towel.

Dude I found Trudells jerk off rag, he's made a very fertile semen farm.

by Redwingsfan January 31, 2014

semen queen

Girl who likes swallowing...semen.

She was known as The Semen Queen for she would never spill a drop.

by mmoonbird April 24, 2014

Semen Pile

Coagulated piles of cum.

When Jaachmed looked around the porno shop, he smelled the paint and he noticed it was actually a semen pile.

by Moo Snuckel May 12, 2015