what you are doing right now
You must be in science class waiting for your teacher to stop yapping about her husband
or you're like me, in bed at 10:06 on a school night making an urban dictionary word
You must be in science class waiting for your teacher to stop yapping about her husband
or you're like me, in bed at 10:06 on a school night making an urban dictionary word
Dude 1: uhm ya good? he's been scrolling for ages I don't think he's aware of what's happening
Dude 3: yea for real
Dude 2: AHHHHHHHCDERT^&UIKJNBVCDSWER%T^&*UIKMJNBVCXSWER$%^&*(IOKLMJNBVCDER%T^&*IK
Dude 1 and 3: ... yeah let's just go..
Dude 3: yea for real
Dude 2: AHHHHHHHCDERT^&UIKJNBVCDSWER%T^&*UIKMJNBVCXSWER$%^&*(IOKLMJNBVCDER%T^&*IK
Dude 1 and 3: ... yeah let's just go..
by school_chromebook_user December 1, 2025
Get the scrolling mug.A theory about what happens after death. According to this theory, when a person dies, they are not judged by a god or higher power, but by an ancient scroll that falls from the darkness. The scroll contains every action they’ve ever taken good and bad and the soul is forced to relive all their mistakes and moments of cruelty. If they lived with kindness, they fade away peacefully. But if they lived selfishly or hurt others, they are trapped forever, endlessly reliving their wrongdoings in a cycle of regret.
After hearing about The Scroll of Judgment Theory, I’m starting to think that all the bad stuff I’ve done might come back to haunt me when I die
by pseudonymXYX February 9, 2025
Get the The Scroll of Judgment Theory mug.When you doom scroll for so long on YouTube shorts or TikTok that you randomly break out in scrolling motions throughout the day, though you may not even be on your phone.
Friend 1: Bro snap out of it. You are phantom scrolling the air.
Friend 2: Huh…oh dang whoops.
Friend 1: That’s gotta be more addictive than cigarettes. You need help.
Friend 2: Huh…oh dang whoops.
Friend 1: That’s gotta be more addictive than cigarettes. You need help.
by Jitskin March 4, 2025
Get the Phantom Scrolling mug.When you doom scroll so much, you no longer watch YouTube shorts for entertainment, you just do it because you are addicted to the scrolling motion. Excessive exposure may result in endless scrolling through any app that has shorts, including but not limited to LinkedIn.
Please help me. Seriously, this is a cry for help. I’ve been doom scrolling so much that now I am now phantom scrolling.
by Jitskin March 9, 2025
Get the Phantom Scrolling mug.When you scroll too much on YouTube shorts or TikTok, that you no longer scroll for the point of entertainment, but rather because you are addicted to the scrolling motion.
Guys I just caught myself phantom scrolling on LinkedIn shorts. This is a cry for help, someone help me.
by Jitskin March 22, 2025
Get the Phantom Scrolling mug.Wasting time, energy or money, scrolling aimlessly through frivolous content on social media, websites or video sharing sites. Could also be loosely be referred to as Idle Scrolling, which is spending time doing nothing, albeit one is scrolling, they are scrolling without purpose, aim or goal.
The concept is also applied to wasting time through other means, see Fritter Lifing.
The concept is also applied to wasting time through other means, see Fritter Lifing.
by Milky786 May 21, 2023
Get the Fritter Scrolling mug.When you’re mad at your boyfriend so you aggressively scroll on your phone instead of talking to him
She’s sitting there angry-scrolling and ignoring me
by mir fin June 4, 2023
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