sarcastic phrase used nowadays when a woman is getting hit on or "charmed" by a scum bag; used in the early days by "loose" women to get attention of our boys at sea.
by fool89 November 17, 2007
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Jeremy: Well snap out of it! What, a hot older women made you feel her cans? Stop crying like a little girl.
John: I wasn't crying like a little girl.
Jeremy: Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?
makes sputtering motorboat noise
You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?
Jeremy: Well snap out of it! What, a hot older women made you feel her cans? Stop crying like a little girl.
John: I wasn't crying like a little girl.
Jeremy: Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?
makes sputtering motorboat noise
You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?
by Sandbaggin' son of a bitch January 18, 2009
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Someone who likes to sail his chuffy up as many anal cannals as possible
Watch out Steven is a sailor of anal ports.
I hear Steven likes to play captin chuffy while sailing into anal ports.
I hear Steven likes to play captin chuffy while sailing into anal ports.
by T5Nutter June 28, 2006
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by UNHDan October 8, 2008
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However, with a Norwegian Sailor, you sniff the salt, shoot the Tequila, then squeeze the lime in your eye. It is recommended the subject attempting a Norwegian Sailor be at least 6 drinks down.
However, with a Norwegian Sailor, you sniff the salt, shoot the Tequila, then squeeze the lime in your eye. It is recommended the subject attempting a Norwegian Sailor be at least 6 drinks down.
by Brett Jordan VanLee May 2, 2008
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-Retired Sailor who still uses curse words frequently.
-Retired Sailor who still uses curse words frequently.
by sam2213 October 30, 2011
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