Rusell Sentell

Hottest, most beautiful kid on the earth (Penis is 180 inches long when flacid)

Damn I heard russell boned 10000000 chicks in 123 seconds, thats insane!

by Alex D'Alessandro October 13, 2004

Russell's Law

The hotter a girl is on the internet, the more likely it is she is fake and/or has a penis.

Jack: So what happened with you and that cute Asian girl you met online?
Craig: Russell's Law.
Jack: Oh...

Jack: How big was it?

by The Doooooooom September 7, 2016

Royal Russell

Royal Russell school is actually a nice school, the campus is really nice with lots of green grass and pretty flowers you just gotta be careful You don’t step in dog shit tho because the school is full of dogs running everywhere, which isnt so good for the students who are terrified of dogs lmao. the buildings are nice tooo especially the newer ones like the science block the toilets on the other hand are where everyone gives head and if your lucky u might walk in on someone doing something not so pg or a group of a girls thinking they are cool and vaping. Royal Russell definitely has its drama and for some reason all the girls at this school like to give head to older boys hmmm. The school is really nice but the people do some questionable things and everyone has a crippling nicotine addiction.

Oh you saw someone smoking weed at the tram stop that must be someone from Royal Russell.

by gosssipgirlwhat April 27, 2022

Russell Crawford

A lovable ginger guy with a fiery temper and a slight tendency to be really sarcastic towards everyone. People often mock Russell but like every true ginger Russell loves the colour of his hair.

Damn he's angry ... oh wait hes Russell Crawford, its ok then.

by Ginja Ninja RC May 4, 2010

Russell friend

Absolute knob head who spreads untrue rumours round school normally about 'crushes' and who people 'like.' He especially likes basing these rumours about siblings

Student 1: Gemma likes Devon
Student 2: who told you?
Student 1: Russell friend
Student 2: don't believe it he is an asshole

by Hollybranch April 19, 2016

Russell hustle

The speed at which one Russell moves at maximum velocity.
Equal to the speed of one electric scissor lift or one geriatric lady with a walking frame.

Can also be used as a unit of measurement when conventional units don't go low enough.

1. "What's that in the distance that looks like it's moving fast but isn't going anywhere?"

"Oh that's Russell doing the Russell hustle"

2. "How quickly was the plane being towed?"

"About 3 Russell hustles"

"Fuck that's slow"

by Nathanmaddogsuperfly September 30, 2016

Russell

Loves doing homework. Always finishes his Science test on time! Is a pro gamer. Gets lit computers at Christmas. Is litty spaghetti and likes to post memes on Instragram chats.

Man that guy is totally a Russell

by Jole24 October 10, 2018