Taking a Rowdy Rowan means to take the fattest, juiciest, dirtiest crap of your life. Your toilet will never be the same again.
"Yo man, my stomach is killing me, I think ima have to pull a Rowdy Rowan on your toilet." - Brandon
"Bro, I keep telling you, stop saying Rowdy Rowan when you gotta take a mean dump!" - Rowan
"Bro, I keep telling you, stop saying Rowdy Rowan when you gotta take a mean dump!" - Rowan
by BxCFanficEnjoyer March 20, 2024

Rowans’ are usually quiet and posses either long hair or short.
They’re patient and generally nice, but also very stinky and annoying when their friends try to eat because they keep moving their chair.
Their blue eyes are also a downside to being their friend because they keep moving flashing you and look soulless.
Also their brother is hot.
They’re patient and generally nice, but also very stinky and annoying when their friends try to eat because they keep moving their chair.
Their blue eyes are also a downside to being their friend because they keep moving flashing you and look soulless.
Also their brother is hot.
Rando: Look! There goes Rowan MacDonald what a nice guy!
Josiane: nah, Rowan MacDonald is a stinky asscheek
Josiane: nah, Rowan MacDonald is a stinky asscheek
by Sansfucker2009 October 16, 2025

person: who's that?
josh: Rowan. my side guy. he's always in fresh mickeys ass idk why tho i'm better
josh: Rowan. my side guy. he's always in fresh mickeys ass idk why tho i'm better
by fresh clan September 22, 2019

by heyshister January 14, 2020

by haydo milkoin August 25, 2021

One of the biggest bozos o.a.t. brother started cutting at sub 200lbs 💀💀.
has a crush on some random ahh indian me who thinks he's the best-looking person in the whole of Melbourne. (bro is not him😭😭) Bro NEEDS! to be humbled, and has a fit mum (smash).
has a crush on some random ahh indian me who thinks he's the best-looking person in the whole of Melbourne. (bro is not him😭😭) Bro NEEDS! to be humbled, and has a fit mum (smash).
by RowanHuntHater123 October 17, 2023

A horny boy with erectile dysfunction.
He is very good looking however can't pull.
He normally looks like a dirty Mexican or a dangerous Cuban depending on thr day
If you ask him to make you a salad let's just say he will toss it as he shows up to school with pink eye most days
He is very good looking however can't pull.
He normally looks like a dirty Mexican or a dangerous Cuban depending on thr day
If you ask him to make you a salad let's just say he will toss it as he shows up to school with pink eye most days
by Sheepshagger6942069! September 5, 2024
