Portuguese "soccer" player. The World mutally hates him and knows that he is the biggest douchebag alive.
The World:We hate you Cristiano Ronaldo, you're a douche and we all hope you suffer a career ending injury very soon.
by yenih2 July 8, 2009
Get the Cristiano Ronaldo mug.cristiano ronaldo is by far the most hottest and best soccer player i have seen. although he is called a cheat and was booed in this years FIFA world cup by english fans for the rooney stomping on some guys balls thing he is still so hott and still such a good player!
he is called a pussy or is called homosexual by people namely guys because they are just jealous that girls are all over him! he cries yes i know but that is what makes him so cute!!
so in short: CRISTIANO RONALDO IS THE MOST HOTTEST AND BEST SOCCER PLAYER EVER AND I LOVE HIM!
he is called a pussy or is called homosexual by people namely guys because they are just jealous that girls are all over him! he cries yes i know but that is what makes him so cute!!
so in short: CRISTIANO RONALDO IS THE MOST HOTTEST AND BEST SOCCER PLAYER EVER AND I LOVE HIM!
by ILOVERONALDO July 11, 2006
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Pretends he's hurt when nobody even came near him.
But has some skill when it comes to soccer
Pretends he's hurt when nobody even came near him.
But has some skill when it comes to soccer
by ,./ December 17, 2008
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Ronaldo is a leading exponent of dribbling and fake tanning.
Some people think cristiano ronaldo is a gay rape boy, i beleive that this is true. I belive that he and alleged hard man eric djemba djemba had relations in the manchester united showers. Many think that the sole purpose of him moving to united was to give sir alex ferguson some much needed eye candy for he is a gay scot.
Ronaldo is a leading exponent of dribbling and fake tanning.
Some people think cristiano ronaldo is a gay rape boy, i beleive that this is true. I belive that he and alleged hard man eric djemba djemba had relations in the manchester united showers. Many think that the sole purpose of him moving to united was to give sir alex ferguson some much needed eye candy for he is a gay scot.
"that guy just cristiano ronaldoed us in the world cup"
"cristiano ronaldo is a gay boy who wears make up"
"cristiano ronaldo is a gay boy who wears make up"
by chris mitchellhead July 3, 2006
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2.) A figure surrounded by so much Conservative idolatry, Conservatives support water-boarding because "It's What Reagan Would've Wanted".
3.) A term used to describe the fine, fine line between "Democrat" and "Republican".
4.) The last of the Dynasty in the "Republican Party" (beginning with T. Roosevelt); helped spawn a caricature of its former self, as the party continually tries to mimic the 'Reagan Era', but to no avail (See 'Bush Administration' or 'GOP').
5.) Ties with Obama for "Most-Ado-Over-A-Human-Being-Who-Will-Always-Be-A-Mortal, No-Matter-How-You-Spin-It" Award.
6.) 40th President of the United States of America.
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